Jamiroquai

[jonodillieono]

And lewis hamilton, he's smashing someone who claims to be a musician

[neilloggie]

Someone I know is good friends with someone who was or still is in 'the band'.

And from what i've heard, your opinion is 100% correct.

[eFestivals]

He didn't get the nickname "twat in a hat" for nothing.

Never has an insult been so understated.

[CHRLY]

The twat thread

[kalifire]

He's the biggest twat of all time. No doubt about it.

[iwalker]

He walked past me at the Goodwood Festival of Speed while you crazy kids were enjoying the festival.

[yehbutnobut]

More current and arguably without any musical credentials, but fucks sakes people, why has no one mentioned Justin Bieber... I really cant see anyone in music ever beating him in a twat off. To be fair, twat seems a bit of a lenient characterisation where he's concerned.

 

Other suitable entries:

 

Dappy

Paris Hilton (pretending to DJ for horrendous amounts of wedge)

...and that vile tit Miley Cyrus.

[stuartbert two hats]

More current and arguably without any musical credentials, but fucks sakes people, why has no one mentioned Justin Bieber... I really cant see anyone in music ever beating him in a twat off. To be fair, twat seems a bit of a lenient characterisation where he's concerned.
 
Other suitable entries:
 
Dappy
Paris Hilton (pretending to DJ for horrendous amounts of wedge)
...and that vile tit Miley Cyrus.

The reason I've not mentioned him is because he's on the whole not been significantly more obnoxious than I was at 19, or however old he was when he started being a right nob. I find it as hard to hate him for being a dick as when a toddler acts up. I know that me + my mates have done all the things that he's been in the papers for, just without the jet planes, sports cars and bodyguards. We all grew up eventually.

It's when you're still like that at 25 or older that you may well turn out to be a twat for life.

[stuartbert two hats]

Dappy is a twat, I'll give you that. Good call. His twattishness was evident from an early age. Neither myself nor my mates ever acted like him. Even when we were 15.

Edited July 20, 2014 by stuartbert two hats

[CHRLY]

Wasn't Beiber just arrested for throwing eggs at a neighbours window? Definite twat behaviour imho

[faymondo]

Love to see him perform at Glastonbury. If I started not watching people for being a twat at times then I would not be watching a lot of people.

[deadpheasant]

They're still going? Christ...

[fatyeti24]

They're still going? Christ...

My thoughts too. I didn't mind the odd tune, 20 years or so ago. I though they'd jacked it in a while back though.

[fatyeti24]

Dappy is a twat, I'll give you that. Good call. His twattishness was evident from an early age. Neither myself nor my mates ever acted like him. Even when we were 15.

Maybe not quite that bad, but I did, and still do, maintain a collection of ridiculous headwear.

So did Jay Kay too, now I think of it. Maybe that's the denominator.