The virtual campfire is here

[rex]

All welcome! Sit close to the fire, pass a drink my way, and have a wee toke on this...

[jimmyt]

Thanks very much, I needed that. I'd love a cider. Can trade some Talisker whiskey I've decanted into this plastic bottle. Any takers?

[imcle5]

I will pass on the whiskey but I will happily share my Parma violet vodka with you I just can't sit to close to the fire or my ridiculous onesie that you can only get away with at gelato may catch fire

[Krazypinkminx]

Just made up some toffee vodka with ice cream topping, cheers

[fatyeti24]

i might have a quick disco nap here by the fire. be a love, one of you, and make sure nobody tramples on me. you know what people are like.

[Krazypinkminx]

I will put a glow stick on you

[Pinhead]

<Stumbles drunkenly through camp fire seemingly coming out of no-where, apologises to everyone and takes up a seat around the fire gently rocking to himself>

"Don't mind me, I'm not really here..."

[imcle5]

Anyone fancy a brew? Plus biccie?

that depends on the biccie

[redmosquito]

<Stumbles through tents and asks 'Has anyone seen my mate Toby?' And wanders off.>

[morph100]

<Gives everyone a free mustache and passes round some children's sunglasses that make your head look massive> Morning, or is it evening, does it matter?

[karlpowell]

ang on a sec ... let start a real fire

[fatyeti24]

I have several different types -rich tea, chocolate digestives, jaffa cakes, fruity, digestives, garaboldi, ginger nuts and pink panthers

erm, there may not be too many choccie digestives left i'm afraid. i had the munchies. sorry.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

It's all about the Jaffas & Hobnobs

[Pinhead]

"It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits that are named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got your Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment"

[imcle5]

I have several different types -rich tea, chocolate digestives, jaffa cakes, fruity, digestives, garaboldi, ginger nuts and pink panthers

correction you had Jaffa cakes (face covered in chocolate and guilty look ) lol

[fatyeti24]

No problem that you have eaten lots of them I also have several tea types here - PG, Tetley, Twinings English Breakfast and Everyday, Yorkshire and Asda Smart Price! Take your pick. I've grabbed some milk from the shop earlier *checks not gone too warm*

even being a Lancastrian, i simply must have Yorkshire.

[imcle5]

Earl grey twinings if you have it

[Krazypinkminx]

3 please

[imcle5]

Brown sugar of course lol

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Hold on, this isn't a joint, it's a Jeffrey!!

[fatyeti24]

Hold on, this isn't a joint, it's a Jeffrey!!

you lucky sod, pass it over!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

you lucky sod, pass it over!

You take it mate, I'm off to find a furry wall

[karlpowell]

SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK'N'ROLL is all very well, but nothing beats a nice cuppa tea

[karlpowell]

Just going to set my tent up here is that's OK

[rush2112]

no problem. ive got some nice fairy lights i got from poundland if you like. help you see your wee tent in the dark..wheres that Talisker gone then ?