2013 Headliners

[FloorFiller]

I'm sorry, I seem to have stumbled into the T4 On The Beach thread by mistake. I'll leave you to it before you all start getting your pants wet over One Direction

[JamesT977]

NME is never anything to go by but this just made the headliners a bit more exciting

http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/68189?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=twitter-jillheldersglastonbury

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

So Erm .. Matt Helders' mum said Arctics playing Glastonbury was "a new one on her".

This is fucking insanely brilliant. Nobody has a clue what's going on.

[FloorFiller]

hahaha this is fantastic. is Glastonbury even on this year!?

[jimmyt]

don't get me started on how amazing One Direction are

the musical snobbery in this forum is fantastic. it's like people are actually afraid to appreciate some good catchy music just because it charts, has some c*nty fans and may make you seem 'uncool'. well fuck that

[MEGABOWL]

don't get me started on how amazing One Direction are

the musical snobbery in this forum is fantastic. it's like people are actually afraid to appreciate some good catchy music just because it charts, has some c*nty fans and may make you seem 'uncool'. well fuck that

[TheSeventhOne]

Both pretend to be something they're not and are only followed by idiots incapable of thinking for themselves.

[MEGABOWL]

Erm, again with your liberal use of the word music. One Direction are not music. They are the living, breathing, cracker-spawn of Simon Cowell's wet dreams. They are a marketing exercise aimed at the weak and stupid. Nothing more, nothing less. Just marketing.

[jimmyt]

Mythical cloud fairy you're tiresome.

[FloorFiller]

Wrong. I think e.g. 'Cant Speak French' and 'Call Me Maybe' are genius. Doesn't mean I want to see Girls Aloud or Carly Rae Jepson headline Glastonbury. Standards man, standards.

And even within that prism, One Direction are shit.

[Seanoooo]

Bands I'd love to be there.

Arctic monkeys

Phoenix

Black keys

Noel g

Paramore

You me at six

Qotsa

Tama impala

[MEGABOWL]

So Erm .. Matt Helders' mum said Arctics playing Glastonbury was "a new one on her".

This is fucking insanely brilliant. Nobody has a clue what's going on.

[MEGABOWL]

i don't want to see them headline Glastonbury either, or JT, but any of them being there would be a bloody great laugh and a really good time

i love One Direction, and i'm not ashamed to say that. they are definitely a product of the media and everything wrong with the world, but my god is What Makes You Beautiful a seriously good pop song

[thewayiam]

Justin timberlake would be an ace sub to get. I think he'd stand out mostly on the Saturday but i bet he'd be a top act to play sub Friday and split a Noel and arctics crowd

[FloorFiller]

She said "Arctic Mummies" playing Glastonbury is a new one on her. She even says that in the retweet on the NME Article.

Top notch, NME.

[Seanoooo]

BTW NME have completely got it wrong. She was asked if 'arctic MUMMIES' were playing, and replied with thats a new one.

Edited January 15, 2013 by Seanoooo

[FloorFiller]

Justin timberlake would be an ace sub to get. I think he'd stand out mostly on the Saturday but i bet he'd be a top act to play sub Friday and split a Noel and arctics crowd

[mattgimmeshelter]

That article should be flagged for misleading title!

[thewayiam]

i'd say, in the slim chance that he does play, it'd be subbing on the Saturday underneath whoever the hell the headliner turns out to be

[Role Model]

Erm, again with your liberal use of the word music. One Direction are not music. They are the living, breathing, cracker-spawn of Simon Cowell's wet dreams. They are a marketing exercise aimed at the weak and stupid. Nothing more, nothing less. Just marketing.

[Vieuphoria]

How about a reformed Destiny's Child

[FloorFiller]

"not music" how old are you? I didn't think people still talked like that really, it's 2013.

[jimmyt]

"not music" how old are you? I didn't think people still talked like that really, it's 2013.

[Sketchead]

One Direction & Carly Rae-Jepsen have brought out some ridiculously good pop singles in the past year or so. I've grown out of pretending I don't enjoy some pop songs these days. Hell, I even enjoy some Rihanna tracks that I hear.

Not ashamed to say I've always enjoyed Destiny's Child though, sensational.

[BlackHole2006]

exactly. i thought we'd got past all of this 'pop music is bad, rap music is bad' nonsense. i understand why people hate on One Direction, but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!? JT? J-TIZZLE!? not on my watch