What's the chances of pulling?

[tommmy]

Funiest thread ever!

No mention of animals yet....

[4AssedMonkey]

I have a friend who used to let his dog lick his knob clean after he'd shagged his girlfriend.

[Moon Monkey]

I once saw a sheep with a really fine arse.

Didn't go near it as it was Ginger and I'm not welsh

[Scotdy]

My sister-in-law just found out the new love of her life has been to prison for "interfering" with dogs!!

Couldn't stop laughing when I found out.... She thinks her shit dont stink

[puppetmode]

I couldn't inflict my encrusted bits on anyone, dirtbox or other.

No matter how many man-fat-wet-wipes I use, there's still an odour after 18 hours of jiggin and walkin.

And if I stink then everyone else stinks

[geztival_09]

I couldn't inflict my encrusted bits on anyone, dirtbox or other.

No matter how many man-fat-wet-wipes I use, there's still an odour after 18 hours of jiggin and walkin.

And if I stink then everyone else stinks

[asoldasglasto]

Just wondered! What are the chances of finding that 'special person' at Glasto? How many have gone looking for love and found it?

Please tell you story...

[LondonTom]

I've heard there are showers at Glasto. Maybe if people used those there'd be a lot more sweaty tentage going on

[pehaw]

I have a friend who used to let his dog lick his knob clean after he'd shagged his girlfriend.

[Salt_On_Everything]

Quite glad I inspired the anal section of this thread!

But in all reality, remember how unbelievably hot n sunny it was at 2003...? After the experience me and my lady friend were literally RAINING with sweat, so much so that a shower was necessary. The long walk to an incredibly cold shower was NOT fun. And the shower was shit. It was like a bad comedown but not due to drugs...

[abu hamster]

This thread is wrong but right but wrong but right! Top marks you sick people.

Who / what is purple Aki?

[Salt_On_Everything]

This thread is wrong but right but wrong but right! Top marks you sick people.

Who / what is purple Aki?

[abu hamster]

wikipedia him! Legendarl merseyside sex offender/urban myth!

[Salt_On_Everything]

The flag about him in 2008 was one of our highlights of the weekend! He's something of an anomaly in that he's never raped or sexually abused anyone (apparently!) but he's on the sex offenders register...

[farewellandgoodnight]

No offence to gingers, blacks, asians (east or west) or to anyone else, but I find many of them very attractive.

Er, not sure why that would be offensive, come to think of it.

(What was offensive about the original comment was the "box licking " element)

[Sam.]

I have a friend who used to let his dog lick his knob clean after he'd shagged his girlfriend.

[jimmyk83]

This is my favourite thread ever. I particularly like the anal sex euphemisms, most amusing!

[dirty_dog]

This thread is wrong but right but wrong but right! Top marks you sick people.

Who / what is purple Aki?

[Rolf Harris]

I pulled in the Hari Chrishna tent in 2003, just wandered in from the glade at about 3am and there she was. Didn't do the no pants dance, I think it only went as far as playing the upside down piano but was quite pleased managing to pull in there.

[Barefooted_raver]

I don't know if dropping your anchor in poo bay is the best idea after a girl has been holding it in for a number of days so to avoid the long drops at Glastonbury. It is effectively like a plunger effect and that ginger will lay an orange turd in your tent...guaranteed.

PS. I heard that Purple Aki would catch muscly young men, squeeze their calf muscles and then for his party trick he would force them to pull down their pants and squat onto his face. They were in so much fear that they had to sit on his head.

[ukslim]

Hating this thread.

Anyway, here is an MIA video that is relevant to one of the topics discussed here.

Which one? Watch and find out.

http://vimeo.com/11219730

[BuriedBones]

Unless it's Wednesday night, you are dicing with death.

After that it's best to stick to 71's or maybe a Cornish Nosebleed at a push.

[baggienick68]

Man this thread is funny. I've had to close my office door cus I'm laughing so much.

[dirty_dog]

Unless it's Wednesday night, you are dicing with death.

After that it's best to stick to 71's or maybe a Cornish Nosebleed at a push.

[Negative_Creep]

the only things I can suggest is dont leave it til sunday....other wise its gonna be like pulling apart a dairylea sandwhich.....