April 1st tomorrow - lets pre-empt the jokes

[0rbita1]

There's always one ridiculous rumour put around for April Fools...whaddya think it'll be this time?

[karlpowell]

Glastonbury Cancelled :0

[ampersand]

simply red to open the pyramid on friday!

[disasterplan]

I don't think anyone will ever top the monorail one...

[drewsstrat]

Glasto Monorail PLC announces 'supertrain' from your car to your tent

[drewsstrat]

Subo to duet with muse

[st00ka]

Blackout Crew to headline the Other Stage.

[0rbita1]

Iron Maiden to duet with Rolf Harris on special charity mashup 'Bring Your Kangaroo to the Slaughter, Sport' @ the Bandstand on Thursday night.

[Langdale Wolf]

I don't think anyone will ever top the monorail one...

[Pinhead]

If the Cambs police had anything to do with it, it would be cancelled

[The Nal]

I've a good office based one.

Get on to someones pc, take a screenshot of their desktop, hide all their desktop items in a new folder and dump it in the recycle bin and then set the screenshot as the desktop background. When they try click on an icon - nothing! Really freaks out technophobes, usually works best with girls.

[ramragon]

drugs testing at the glastonbury doors, only clean urine samples will gain you access.

[Langdale Wolf]

I've a good office based one.

Get on to someones pc, take a screenshot of their desktop, hide all their desktop items in a new folder and dump it in the recycle bin and then set the screenshot as the desktop background. When they try click on an icon - nothing! Really freaks out technophobes, usually works best with girls.

[Alcatraz]

Sgt Delroy Smellie co-ordinating the police operation

[safe]

I've a good office based one.

Get on to someones pc, take a screenshot of their desktop, hide all their desktop items in a new folder and dump it in the recycle bin and then set the screenshot as the desktop background. When they try click on an icon - nothing! Really freaks out technophobes, usually works best with girls.

[The Nal]

then they deleted their recycle bin and lose all their work LOL

[0rbita1]

Sgt Delroy Smellie co-ordinating the police operation

[LusciousLucy]

Vanilla Ice playing in the Playstation tent?

Oh no wait...that ISNT a joke!!!

[st dan]

Muse to headline the Pyramid Stage on the Saturday .....

[rischbrit]

No alcohol on site... everyone will be searched and booze confiscated and no where will be selling any (just think of Al Capone in the 20s trying to smuggle in beer into the site in various ways )

[bazakin]

Cliff richard is dead

[Funkyfairy!]

Stages will be rearranged this year to give the festival an different edge. Stages and acts will be defined by the era they 'made it big ' in ... 70's stage, 80's, 90's and noughties ........ Glasto celebrates 40 years by having 4 decades of stages

[Phil-itfc]

The whole festival will powered By Bono sitting on a Solar panel using the sunshine comming from his arse!

[weeser99]

Iron Maiden to duet with Rolf Harris on special charity mashup 'Bring Your Kangaroo to the Slaughter, Sport' @ the Bandstand on Thursday night.

[Aphex's twin]

The Monorail Workers Union have called a strike to coincide with Glastonbury Festival.