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But you said you didnt get a ticket mike? you odious little turd.

I pray to god, allah, jesus, mary, odin, zeus, jupiter, quetzalcoatl, osiris, john lennon, elvis presley and steve irwin that you dont get a ticket in any resale.

And that you tread, barefoot, on an upturned plug this evening.

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But you said you didnt get a ticket mike? you odious little turd.

I pray to god, allah, jesus, mary, odin, zeus, jupiter, quetzalcoatl, osiris, john lennon, elvis presley and steve irwin that you dont get a ticket in any resale.

And that you tread, barefoot, on an upturned plug this evening.

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Me too.

Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, BALL IN THE FACE! Stings doesn't it, put on a brave face but secretly longing for the warm bosom of mother, no off-side, 17-12! Home for tea, isn't it? wasn't it? MARVELOUS!!!!

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Desperately trying to conceive mike101 I think.

Yes - it does take 97 of them. One of them will finally realise they need a woman so will quickly rush out to find their sister. Ironically called mike110 as they couldn't count.

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