Don't pee on the land - peeing around but not in the urinals

[Superscally]

14 minutes ago, bobsacamano said:

If the festival really is at risk they need to come down hard on this as the rogue pissers were out in force. Make it a condition of entry that anyone caught is automatically thrown out of the festival on the spot, no going back to pack your gear, no picking up stuff from the lockups, just out straight away. Have a drunk tank outside so they don't come to any harm as most will be wasted. Maybe allow them to retrieve the gear the next day under supervision if you wanna be nice.

Then all you need is a roaming security team of maybe 10 big fellas who just pop up at the urinals randomly and grab some of the rogue pissers and launch them out. Have them with bodycams to keep the security in check, produce evidence and also make a film for afterwards.

Once word gets around that yeah you may actually get thrown out then and only then will behaviour change. Everything else, more urinals, posters, nice people telling people not to piss in the land can also be done but changing the behaviour of dickheads needs a big stick sometimes. Probably sounds a bit fascistic but if it's a choice between the festival or the dickheads then sorry the dickheads must go.

This could work...but also be open to abuse. 

Edited July 8, 2022 by Superscally

[moogster]

1 minute ago, Superscally said:

This could work...but also be open to abuse. 

All you need is start a rumour this is happening. * starts a thread "I was kicked out of Glasto for peeing rogue" *

[bobsacamano]

4 minutes ago, moogster said:

All you need is start a rumour this is happening. * starts a thread "I was kicked out of Glasto for peeing rogue" *

Also allows the rest of us to randomly shout "piss police here" and watch a dozen idiots have to zip up mid flow and inevitably piss their pants.

[blutarsky]

1 hour ago, moogster said:

Hope the fence slapping wasn't too low. Or maybe it was as to create a splashback?

Exactly that - could hear them complaining but I was long gone before they could get their old boys away to investigate.