airwaves Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 How about one of these to stop the problem of pissing in hedges?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSB0hRrpPhA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidsfears Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I've never understood the need to go for a wee in the bushes at a festival... toilets are like every 200 metres and there are rarely queues. Laziness at its finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thearg Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) I've never understood the need to go for a wee in the bushes at a festival... toilets are like every 200 metres and there are rarely queues. Laziness at its finest. Edited May 16, 2014 by Thearg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson19 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Bring back the green police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I think it's the smell of the toilets that put people off. I usually use the urinals which are dotted around though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbird Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Bring back the green police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 v3.0 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Much rather piss in a cup and throw it in the direction of a crowd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I think it's the smell of the toilets that put people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_hutch_keeper Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) The toilets were really clean during the day last year, not as good at night. I guess in the dark you can't see what you're doing! As for the urinals they just get a bit muddy, the smell isn't that bad as they are open air. Don't piss in the hedges or the river it's part of the licence and it's not nice for the fish that live there or the cows that have to eat the grass when the festival is over!! Edited May 17, 2014 by the_hutch_keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justperfect Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Its definitely alot better than it used to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain reido Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 ahhh thought this was a new band to check out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cokebabies92 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I find just pissing yourself helps at festivals keeps you clean and cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackmypie Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) Maybe have people in the bushes take pictures of all the cocks they see and then stick posters up around the festival site? Edited May 17, 2014 by Jackmypie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I threatened to chop a guys cock off last year when he wouldn't queue and started pissing in some bushes /fencing near the other stage, the look on his face was priceless ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
math125 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Maybe have people in the bushes take pictures of all the cocks they see and then stick posters up around the festival site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 How come the cows aren't polluting the farm, all the pissing they do!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayBalls Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 There aren't 200,000 cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny-yen Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Pissing in Hedges. Aren't they playing the BBC Introducing stage on Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_hutch_keeper Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 How come the cows aren't polluting the farm, all the pissing they do!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchopper Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Are playing the john peel stage i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirralchris Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I cannot fathom how these people can't manage to breathe through their mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 and taste it instead? fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coma girl Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 and taste it instead? fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny-yen Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 How come the cows aren't polluting the farm, all the pissing they do!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonTom Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 I think it's the smell of the toilets that put people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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