bands you just dont get that everyone else does

[The Nal]

Nope, don't get him either. Massively popular though

A lot of people holding out for a comeback. Can't see it happening myself.

[jeffie]

For anyone unfamiliar with it here's a snippet. (and Rebecca you are right - I do now feel dirty)

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs

So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves

To blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

Read more: Nickelback - Rockstar Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[carlosj]

yes but have you heard the lyrics to that I wanna be a rock star song? If I had a 6 year daughter, she'd be able to write better lyrics than that.

[Zoo Music Girl]

"(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)"

I can see why Nick Cave would look pretty amateur compared to that

[jeffie]

Someone's crying in the woods

Someone's burying all his clothes

Now Slam the Crank from Wheezer

Slept outside last night and froze

Road kill has its seasons

Just like anything

And.....

[carlosj]

Someone's crying in the woods

Someone's burying all his clothes

Now Slam the Crank from Wheezer

Slept outside last night and froze

Road kill has its seasons

Just like anything

And.....

Edited November 25, 2013 by carlosj

[Osama Jim Laden]

Suddenly, this is almost as funny as the Tool thread

[Ed209]

Oh come on - I wanna be like Elvis without the tassles and hire some people to beat up assholes.

[dentalplan]

For anyone unfamiliar with it here's a snippet. (and Rebecca you are right - I do now feel dirty)

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs

So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves

To blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

Read more: Nickelback - Rockstar Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[Zoo Music Girl]

Your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is to walk across the office and chop off Jeffie's fingers in order to prevent any further Nickelback/Waits comparisons. Or in fact to prevent any future mention of Nickelback on these boards.

[mrtourette]

[jeffie]

Come on carlosj. The whole board is relying on you here.

(He's already started another Nickelback thread)

[carlosj]

I have them in my hands. The 1st aider has fainted at the blood, but Jeffie is using dictation software to continue his one man campaign to spread soft rock lacking self knowledge across the ether.

Who else is in Leeds and can help me tie him down?????

[Zoo Music Girl]

That guilty pleasures thread is an excuse to talk about Nickelback and you know it

[The Nal]

[carlosj]

Your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is to walk across the office and chop off Jeffie's fingers in order to prevent any further Nickelback/Waits comparisons. Or in fact to prevent any future mention of Nickelback on these boards.

[carlosj]

Chop his tongue out to prevent dictation

[tommyds]

His saliva is shorting out the mike, but now he's got a larger keyboard and is using his elbows.

[Zoo Music Girl]

Is jeffie dead? Does anyone else feel a bit bad?

[Zoo Music Girl]

Nah, Carlos has all his body parts so he can build him back up.

[carlosj]

Curses, I have a Nickelback earworm!

I will send a message from my sanatorium to my minions to rebuild the Jeffster.

Let Love In! Whomsoever Glastonbury puts together, let no person pull apart!

[jeffie]

I am the bionic Jeffie. You will not vanquish me you Cavers.....

Long live Chad

[carlosj]

I am the bionic Jeffie. You will not vanquish me you Cavers.....

Long live Chad

[stardustjunkie]

I don't get Arcade Fire

[phillyfaddle]

Arcade Fire. Saw them at Reading in 07 and they were beyond BORING.

That said......I do like their new Reflector single (produced by James Murphy from one of my fave ever bands LCD Soundystem)......BUT not sure I could sit through a whole set just for that.