Tool ?

[dentalplan]

They played the NME stage in 1994.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glastonbury_Festival_line-ups#NME_stage_2

Corker of a lineup, just for that stage! We'd have never known what was to come from those acts though.

[Ed209]

omg what a tit !!!!

[Osama Jim Laden]

Ah dudes, ecstasy to anger in seconds. Horrible. What a pudding!

[LondonTom]

Well that was a rather disappointing conclusion!

[dentalplan]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read!

Is the title in reference to the band or the OP?

You tool

I suppose I can find it funny as I'm not that into them.

[HGavin]

They played the NME stage in 1994.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glastonbury_Festival_line-ups#NME_stage_2

Corker of a lineup, just for that stage! We'd have never known what was to come from those acts though.

[mrtourette]

Me neither, but I gained a bit of interest when I saw 'Ozzfest' thinking they'd leaked something. Then saw Rock am Ring and Rock im Park dated for May and knew something was up.

I was surprised how popular Tool are on the Glasto boards. Especially mrtourette, who doesn't appear to like any sort of music most of the time.

Edited November 22, 2013 by mrtourette

[FloorFiller]

HAHAHAHA this thread was a fantastic read from start to finish

[SOAD]

Went from ecstatic to gutted in virtually no time... MY EMOTIONS!!!

[Poliwhirl]

Oh you silly sausage

*goes back to bed crying

[mungo57]

Edit: sorry realised I've been a prat getting excited over nothing

Edited November 22, 2013 by mungo57

[Osama Jim Laden]

I really love this thread, so funny..

[Perks]

Even though I love Tool and am gutted the tour dates are 12 years freaking old..this thread is brilliant..

Wait a minute...

[tezshields]

Jesus Of Nazareth! Where did this come from? I love bloody love Tool. Having that band play Glastonbury would top off one helluva festival for me personally. Please happen! (I am praying like a slut nun)

[Yesiamaduck]

[tezshields]

I have just looked up...

I have just brought up some sick in my mouth.

So incredibly unfair.

[Osama Jim Laden]

This thread just gets better^^^

[JayBalls]

I was thinking where the hell did you get this information from!!?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh well still a new album on the cards next year to look forward to

[mungo57]

Lol this thread still makes me giggle but tool have announced that they are playing a Mexican festival next year..... Could it be that Tool have finally removed their heads from their arses and gotten round to recording some new stuff to road test? Don't get me wrong I LOVE Tool and they are my favourite band but the 7 year wait for an album (8 in may 2014) is dragging on a bit now........

Other headliner......please.......?

Toolband.com

Edited November 24, 2013 by mungo57

[Ed209]

New material is massively overdue. I know new album is rumoured, but its been rumoured for a couple of years now. I know Puscifer has got in the way, but it should be illegal for a band as good as tool to be so lazy

Edited November 24, 2013 by Ed209

[Osama Jim Laden]

BUMP!!

My Christmas present to you's. The funniest thread of the year..

[Guitargeek]

Scallywag. My favourite band ever and I believed London dates had snuck past me.......

They'll be here soon!!

[Vieuphoria]

I'd ruddy love to to see Tool there. Can't imagine it happening though. Be a superb Other headliner.

[G1T]

I take it the Tool fans here have seen this? A cover by an insanely talented bunch of kids, that I actually prefer to the original.

[suzie sue]

94 was the year I saw them support rage against the machine, awesome