Bluebeth Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You spend 20 minutes in the motorway services just washing your hands! Ah hot running water, bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero000 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You've got swollen ankles like a pregnant woman and you're a bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 I've eaten breakfast, lunch, and dinner out of a bowl with just a fork today as I'm not sure I'm quite ready to use a plate yet... I also opened the window in the loo this morning before I went for a wee, to recreate the 'fresh air' experience of a long drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzy G Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 (edited) You make poop and notice the sound it makes when it lands... Edited July 2, 2013 by Azzy G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikonaut Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You've had to say "yeah it was great thanks" and "yeah I saw them, they were canny good" 20-30 times at work this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebeth Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Love this, how long before I stop cleaning the toilet seat before I sit down? Also, how nice is a 'glass' of wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvador wali Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Your mind goes completely blank half way through a very important meeting, i explained i had been at glastonbury and all was well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Vern Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 When youre miserable as fuck cos youre back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebeth Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Aw Vern, we only got home this evening so I'm still in the finding the sweet spot on the sofa stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnmcga Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You've washed your hair three times but can still detect the faint but indescribable odour of Worthy Farm. The streets of the city you live in feel quiet, sedate and empty, and you can't get used to your tiny flat feeling so spacious and empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgeh Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 When you return to work after a week off knowing you should have taken another week to recover from the recent lack of sleep & the 10 hour journey home..... was no point me being in work today, totally useless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobs Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're happy with conditions of a service station! You're depressed cause you were at Worthy Farm Yesterday, and now, you're sat at home, attempting to work, but in reality, want to share your experiences and see others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serafina Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You sleep for 10 hours straight and still feel like you could do with more! Also, the bed feels unnaturally comfy when it wasn't bad to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikonaut Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 When you return to work after a week off knowing you should have taken another week to recover from the recent lack of sleep & the 10 hour journey home..... was no point me being in work today, totally useless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 It's Tuesday night and you're still in smithereens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubenz Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 (edited) You can't understand why there is not a Jerk Chicken shack at the end of your street! Edited July 2, 2013 by rubenz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emz2468 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You spend the day sofa denting, smiling, blubbing, wondering what other festivals you can go to until the next Glasto and wishing you'd booked the rest of the week off work!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil_d Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're spending lots of money buying the back catalogues of musicians you hadn't heard of a week ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeee Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 you come back on a massive comedown feeling terrible..but willing to do it all again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliandsas Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You can't sleep because it's too quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're spending lots of money buying the back catalogues of musicians you hadn't heard of a week ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebeth Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Bring on next year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samhodson95 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You start to worry about ticket day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excitedfirsttimer Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 The washing machine starts complaining.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah-Lou Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 You spend 9 hours getting home but the 1st thing you do is go straight out into the garden with a can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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