You know you've been at Glastonbury when...

[Bluebeth]

You spend 20 minutes in the motorway services just washing your hands! Ah hot running water, bliss.

[zero000]

You've got swollen ankles like a pregnant woman and you're a bloke.

[pie_and_a_pint]

I've eaten breakfast, lunch, and dinner out of a bowl with just a fork today as I'm not sure I'm quite ready to use a plate yet...

I also opened the window in the loo this morning before I went for a wee, to recreate the 'fresh air' experience of a long drop.

[Azzy G]

You make poop and notice the sound it makes when it lands...

Edited July 2, 2013 by Azzy G

[Taikonaut]

You've had to say "yeah it was great thanks" and "yeah I saw them, they were canny good" 20-30 times at work this morning.

[Bluebeth]

Love this, how long before I stop cleaning the toilet seat before I sit down? Also, how nice is a 'glass' of wine?

[salvador wali]

Your mind goes completely blank half way through a very important meeting, i explained i had been at glastonbury and all was well

[Big Vern]

When youre miserable as fuck cos youre back home

[Bluebeth]

Aw Vern, we only got home this evening so I'm still in the finding the sweet spot on the sofa stage

[johnmcga]

You've washed your hair three times but can still detect the faint but indescribable odour of Worthy Farm.

The streets of the city you live in feel quiet, sedate and empty, and you can't get used to your tiny flat feeling so spacious and empty.

[Georgeh]

When you return to work after a week off knowing you should have taken another week to recover from the recent lack of sleep & the 10 hour journey home..... was no point me being in work today, totally useless!

[Bobs]

You're happy with conditions of a service station!

You're depressed cause you were at Worthy Farm Yesterday, and now, you're sat at home, attempting to work, but in reality, want to share your experiences and see others

[serafina]

You sleep for 10 hours straight and still feel like you could do with more! Also, the bed feels unnaturally comfy when it wasn't bad to start with.

[Taikonaut]

When you return to work after a week off knowing you should have taken another week to recover from the recent lack of sleep & the 10 hour journey home..... was no point me being in work today, totally useless!

[CaledonianGonzo]

It's Tuesday night and you're still in smithereens.

[rubenz]

You can't understand why there is not a Jerk Chicken shack at the end of your street!

Edited July 2, 2013 by rubenz

[emz2468]

You spend the day sofa denting, smiling, blubbing, wondering what other festivals you can go to until the next Glasto and wishing you'd booked the rest of the week off work!!

[neil_d]

You're spending lots of money buying the back catalogues of musicians you hadn't heard of a week ago...

[markeee]

you come back on a massive comedown feeling terrible..but willing to do it all again!

[Aliandsas]

You can't sleep because it's too quiet.

[pie_and_a_pint]

You're spending lots of money buying the back catalogues of musicians you hadn't heard of a week ago...

[Bluebeth]

Bring on next year!!

[Samhodson95]

You start to worry about ticket day.

[excitedfirsttimer]

The washing machine starts complaining....

[Sarah-Lou]

You spend 9 hours getting home but the 1st thing you do is go straight out into the garden with a can!