Some questions from a newbie

[fatyeti24]

Please don't just do feral toileting! The Green Police will be after you because polluting the stream can cause serious licence problems for the festival and do bad things to the wildlife.

There are masses of loos, including the shee-pee ones for women.

[_jojo_]

Yes, quite. I don't like to see anyone's wee face, male or female. I'd rather EVERYONE just went to the toilets!

[Jack Nottm]

4pm is way too early, go an enjoy something else. Last time we wanted to be in the front pen for u2 and went in between biffy and morrissey BUT there were lots of people and lots of space between morrissey and u2. In terms of needing a pee, be strategical and perhaps do what im going to do this time, drink wine or something stronger than lager and you wont need a wee half as much (ish).

Also dont just go to the festival for the arctics, yes it will be good (my 4th time seeing them as well), but last time i was looking forward to some acts loads and in the end the best bits where mainly random bits and pieces that occurred over the weekend.

[Glastonlocal]

i believe they are no more, which, i can only assume, means it is now perfectly fine to relieve oneself wherever one sees fit to do so.

[RobertProsineckisLighter]

ahem..and I quote (the fine guide):

"And please don’t pee in the streams and hedges – if you’re spotted you’ll be invited to discuss the value of a clean water supply and an unpolluted environment with one of ourcharity partners, Greenpeace, Oxfam and WaterAid. They can’t wait to meet you."

[fatyeti24]

Its about £25 a month for me.

[siblin]

Do people have wee faces?I can understand a poo face but can't recall ever having a wee face. Anyway, I'd rather their face pointing at me than their bums.

[miniand]

One of the wonders of festivals is in the urinals sometimes they are placed back to back, and they only go up to about chest height. So you can find yourself face to face with some stranger.

I've several times dared my friends to a) make eye contact for as long as possible, and lean forward as though going in for a kiss..

[**claire**]

Do people have wee faces?I can understand a poo face but can't recall ever having a wee face. Anyway, I'd rather their face pointing at me than their bums.

[ThomThomDrum]

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Where the eff was that taken?

Edited June 7, 2013 by ThomThomDrum

[salvador wali]

I love it how most threads on this board have a good poo/pee story somewhere in them

[_jojo_]

I have no idea how anyone could live with themselves after that!

At Leeds festival one year I was stood in a queue for the portaloos in the arena when a dark patch appears on the short shorts of the girl in front of me. It then began to trickle down her legs to be collected in a puddle in her wellies! She was so wasted that she didn't even notice and carried on queuing when she clearly didn't need to go any more.

[Jules007]

I have no idea how anyone could live with themselves after that!

At Leeds festival one year I was stood in a queue for the portaloos in the arena when a dark patch appears on the short shorts of the girl in front of me. It then began to trickle down her legs to be collected in a puddle in her wellies! She was so wasted that she didn't even notice and carried on queuing when she clearly didn't need to go any more.

[LondonTom]

She was so wasted that she didn't even notice and carried on queuing when she clearly didn't need to go any more.

[MEGABOWL]

Do people have wee faces?I can understand a poo face but can't recall ever having a wee face. Anyway, I'd rather their face pointing at me than their bums.

[rexclark]

I have no idea how anyone could live with themselves after that!

At Leeds festival one year I was stood in a queue for the portaloos in the arena when a dark patch appears on the short shorts of the girl in front of me. It then began to trickle down her legs to be collected in a puddle in her wellies! She was so wasted that she didn't even notice and carried on queuing when she clearly didn't need to go any more.

[yellowsnow]

I have a newbie question and I don't want to start a new thread.

From looking at photos of Glastonburys past, I've seen a lot of people with yeovalley canvas tote bags. Do they give these away free on site? Could come in handy!

Edited June 10, 2013 by yellowsnow

[FTHC]

you'll get given one when you arrive yeah

[yellowsnow]

my day bag sorted then!

[Funkungfusion]

You wanna try T in the Park! Toilet anywhere you like there. The women are worse than the men. It's grim. Mate of mine was at a urinal, girl walked up and just sorta perched over the edge. He casually looked round at her and said 'you look like a classy burd, any chance o a date?'

[Phil-itfc]

I once witnessed a women squatting for a shit next to a fence, it was V festival though so didn't really surprise me.

[LondonTom]

You wanna try T in the Park! Toilet anywhere you like there. The women are worse than the men. It's grim. Mate of mine was at a urinal, girl walked up and just sorta perched over the edge. He casually looked round at her and said 'you look like a classy burd, any chance o a date?'