British Girls

[Tony420]

Ah, ok, I'm not too good with idioms sorry to hear that

BUT I'll be in disguise and you won't know that its me, and as soon as you are sprayed with beer you will fall for my wit and I wont reveal that you fell for the good ol' Tony just before after our honeymoon

Edited October 12, 2012 by Tony420

[5co77ie]

Are you Tommmy and can I claim my £5?

[Tony420]

Sorry I dont know what you are talking about, I thought the board was free? Just registered here yesterday. Didn't really think that I would really get tickets for Glastonbury, especially from abroad, so didn't really inform myself a lot about it and thought i coul ask my questions here...

[Tony420]

Obviously some guys think that I'm fake or something and therefore seem to dont tell me their best tricks, so here's another photo of me and a mate at a festival in Austria last year (nova rock). (There I took the my grandma's dog as "bait", and the ladies loved it Unfortunately I cant bring it to Glasto as it died (not my fault!!).)

My Aunt,me and my Grandma who meanwhile also passed (not my fault also!)

Edited October 12, 2012 by Tony420

[izcuje]

Awww....What a lovely looking couple.

[BlackHole2006]

really can't figure this one out. is it a case of 'lost in translation', or is he really a chauvinist dickwad?

P.S. love your profile pic, BlackHole2006, people go on about 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Chariots of Fire', but I reckon Human Traffic is probably the greatest British film of all time!

[mr gumby]

Definitely mate. It's my favorite film of all time by far. I absolutely love it!

[BlackHole2006]

Nice one, Bruvva!

I SAID, NICE ONE!!!

[rug568]

Obviously some guys think that I'm fake or something and therefore seem to dont tell me their best tricks, so here's another photo of me and a mate at a festival in Austria last year (nova rock). (There I took the my grandma's dog as "bait", and the ladies loved it Unfortunately I cant bring it to Glasto as it died (not my fault!!).)

My Aunt,me and my Grandma who meanwhile also passed (not my fault also!)

[drunk pumpkin]

Read Freddie Star's autobiography, tips galore!

[Tony420]

@rug568: That is why I need some tricks mate

thanks pumkin, i ll check it out.

Edited October 12, 2012 by Tony420

[kelw]

Troll alert for deffo!!

[rug568]

Troll alert for deffo!!

[StoneCircle]

Are you Tommmy and can I claim my £5?

Edited October 12, 2012 by StoneCircle

[Tony420]

I still dont know which 5 p. you are talking about, i thought the board's free?

I will come to the efest-meetingpoint, and then we can all have a beer or two

[Spacey]

This is so funny

[Tony420]

In the course of my research i found this article:

http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/the-typical-british-girl-fat-and-drunk

would you guys agree with it? I hope not

[Morter]

I still dont know which 5 p. you are talking about, i thought the board's free?

I will come to the efest-meetingpoint, and then we can all have a beer or two

[Tony420]

Yeah, for sure. I see, there's not too many helpful people around here.

Anyway, I ll just go for it, maybe aferwards I will make a short "how to" with pictures, because there are certainly a lot of people who would like to get laid and just dont know how to do it.

all the best,

Tony

[grumpyhack]

Obviously a founder member of the Jimmy Savile Fan Club.

[neilloggie]

Btw, can I buy a guitar at the festival? Dont really want to bring my own one (unhandy in plane and bus, risk of not bringing it back home, etc.)

Edited October 13, 2012 by neilloggie

[TheParkAfterDark]

Yeah, for sure. I see, there's not too many helpful people around here.

Anyway, I ll just go for it, maybe aferwards I will make a short "how to" with pictures, because there are certainly a lot of people who would like to get laid and just dont know how to do it.

all the best,

Tony

[Andy1860]

Haha, I would definitely read the " How to"

Edited October 14, 2012 by Andy1860

[Tony420]

No need to bring a guitar there is a free guitar lending service at the stage door, just ask a security guard to point you in the direction of Keith Richards an he will lend you one.

[Morter]

I'm talking about acoustic, silly. How am I supposed to use an electric guitar at campsite? Windmill?