British Girls

[Tony420]

Hey folks,

I'm from Austria and Glasto 13 will be my first time in Great Britain. As I' ld like to score a British Chick or two at the festival I wanted to ask if there are special tricks to do so... Maybe anyone got a tip?

Cheers,

Tony.

[Villa Rosie]

Jesus

[rug568]

British girls love guys with small penises, so i don't think you will have many problems.

Edited October 11, 2012 by rug568

[Thearg]

Wear one of those ''YOUR TENT OR MINE'' T-shirts,the girls will flock to you for your subtle wit and your individuality

Good luck you Dog you

Not that you'll need it!

[Chrisbristol]

Nothing quite like a five day unwashed British growler to get your chops round.........

Seriously though I wouldn't say Glastonbury festival is the best place to try to score a British lady. Have you tried magaluf?

[Tony420]

Thanks guys, I like the idea with the t shirt. I think i also have a "smile if you want to have sex with me" T Shirt in the ol' cupboard. I think I'll cross the "have sex" out and replace it with "fuck". Girls gonna love that shit .

Really looking forward to June

[mr gumby]

If the magic genie came along and granted me three wishes, they would be:

1 - I get tickets in the resale

2 - This guy is for real and comes to the efests meet

3 - He wears that t-shirt so we can spot him. so many ways of dealing with a cock like that when at Glasto!

[Tony420]

Good Luck to you for the resale.

Anyone knows if theres a campsite where theres more young folks than in others?

[BlackHole2006]

I think he's being serious.

[Thearg]

Good Luck to you for the resale.

Anyone knows if theres a campsite where theres more young folks than in others?

[Tony420]

Come on guys, dont be so prude, there surely are lots of ladies who need to release some pressure. If you know what I mean (sex ). So why not with me ? :)Thanks for the tips.

PS: Are Irish girls different from English? I heard that English girls like when you are drunken and loud, is that true?

PPS: I usually am very charming, do Brits like that or do they think thats gay?

Edited October 11, 2012 by Tony420

[TheParkAfterDark]

It's a shame you're not Swiss Tony...

Going to Glastonbury is very much like making love to a beautiful woman (or two). You've got to marvel her beauty on first sight, take your time exploring every inch of her, discovering her late night naughty areas, whilst accepting that every now and then she's going to make your welly wet and on occasions dirty, very dirty...

Edited October 11, 2012 by TheParkAfterDark

[moheetoes]

Come on guys, dont be so prude, there surely are lots of ladies who need to release some pressure.

I heard that English girls like when you are drunken and loud, is that true?

[neilloggie]

Jesus

[neilloggie]

You could always try some of these.

http://www.thejokeyard.com/pick_up_lines/index.html

[mr gumby]

I think he's being serious.

[mr gumby]

Good Luck to you for the resale.

Anyone knows if theres a campsite where theres more young folks than in others?

[Tony420]

Thanks for the link, I'm just not too sure if that will really work. If i said

"There's a party tonight!

WOMAN: Where?

In your mouth and im cummin!"

to a girl here, She would probably kick me in the nutsack Do Girls over there really like that stuff??

I think I'll start with being charming, like offering a canned beer or something. If that doesn't work I can still change strategies (T-shirt, decent pick up lines, etc.)

[rug568]

Thanks for the link, I'm just not too sure if that will really work. If i said

"There's a party tonight!

WOMAN: Where?

In your mouth and im cummin!"

to a girl here, She would probably kick me in the nutsack Do Girls over there really like that stuff??

I think I'll start with being charming, like offering a canned beer or something. If that doesn't work I can still change strategies (T-shirt, decent pick up lines, etc.)

[Morter]

Thanks for the link, I'm just not too sure if that will really work. If i said

"There's a party tonight!

WOMAN: Where?

In your mouth and im cummin!"

to a girl here, She would probably kick me in the nutsack Do Girls over there really like that stuff??

I think I'll start with being charming, like offering a canned beer or something. If that doesn't work I can still change strategies (T-shirt, decent pick up lines, etc.)

[LondonTom]

It's a shame you're not Swiss Tony...

Going to Glastonbury is very much like making love to a beautiful woman (or two). You've got to marvel her beauty on first sight, take your time exploring every inch of her, discovering her late night naughty areas, whilst accepting that every now and then she's going to make your welly wet and on occasions dirty, very dirty...

Edited October 12, 2012 by LondonTom

[Tony420]

Your best bet would be to shake the beer up and then spray it all over her, pretending it's Champagne, that's a sure fire winner.

Edited October 12, 2012 by Tony420

[Kristina_225]

When u decide what field ur camping in, let us know..I'd like to give u a wide berth

[Tony420]

I'd like to give u a wide berth

Edited October 12, 2012 by Tony420

[Kristina_225]

No mate it doesn't...it means id like to be as far away from u as possible