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Parenting classes for the Cameron's....


Guest Barry Fish

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I'd love a go on his wife.

I imagine she has all manner of saucy underwear and a veritable aladdins cave of outrageous sex toys.

She would look down at an oik like me with a look of utter disgust on her face whilst I'd be trussed up on the bed wearing a nappy with a hole in the anus region. She'd brutally bugger me with a 12 inch rubber fist, declaring in that posh clipped accent "you like that dont you you disgusting working class little shit"

David Cameron would be studiously watching from a chair in the corner, naked from the waist down

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I'd love a go on his wife.

I imagine she has all manner of saucy underwear and a veritable aladdins cave of outrageous sex toys.

She would look down at an oik like me with a look of utter disgust on her face whilst I'd be trussed up on the bed wearing a nappy with a hole in the anus region. She'd brutally bugger me with a 12 inch rubber fist, declaring in that posh clipped accent "you like that dont you you disgusting working class little shit"

David Cameron would be studiously watching from a chair in the corner, naked from the waist down

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I'd love a go on his wife.

I imagine she has all manner of saucy underwear and a veritable aladdins cave of outrageous sex toys.

She would look down at an oik like me with a look of utter disgust on her face whilst I'd be trussed up on the bed wearing a nappy with a hole in the anus region. She'd brutally bugger me with a 12 inch rubber fist, declaring in that posh clipped accent "you like that dont you you disgusting working class little shit"

David Cameron would be studiously watching from a chair in the corner, naked from the waist down

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I did wonder why they decided to release this story now? It happened months ago.

It's one of two reasons....

1. the papers have only just got wind of it happening.

...or...

2. it's part of Murdoch's plan to get revenge on Dave Moron, who he's never liked even before all the stuff that's gone on around phone hacking and Leveson. Recently there's been an awful lot of cosying-up between Boris and Murdoch, so it's pretty obvious where Murdoch wants things to go.

Make up your own mind. I know which of these my money is on.

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that when Boris met Dave program that channel 4 had on a while ago claimed Boris won a scholarship to eton and his family wouldn't have had enough money to put him through otherwise, also said he developed the act because he was worried about being bullied for being on a scholarship..

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I think Boris winds me up more, because people are voting for him cos his a bit "funny". I know most of them lie and don't do what you want them to anyway but still.

His just an idiot, that due to TV appearances has conned an awful lot of people into thinking his ok!

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that when Boris met Dave program that channel 4 had on a while ago claimed Boris won a scholarship to eton and his family wouldn't have had enough money to put him through otherwise, also said he developed the act because he was worried about being bullied for being on a scholarship..

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2. it's part of Murdoch's plan to get revenge on Dave Moron, who he's never liked even before all the stuff that's gone on around phone hacking and Leveson. Recently there's been an awful lot of cosying-up between Boris and Murdoch, so it's pretty obvious where Murdoch wants things to go.

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Boris played the comedy card too much. Never going to happen.

fine for mayor but no further. He played it wrong for that.

How's he played it wrong? :blink:

As far as the tory party are concerned he's played it right. He's proven - twice - that he can win an election against a highly regarded politician, and outside his more natural constituency of Henley-on-Thames.

So... he's highly regarded by many tory MPS (more highly regarded than Dave Moron), has shown that a wide range of people can support him, and has the backing of the country's biggest media group.

He's the next leader of the tory party, I guarantee (unless some huge scandal destroys him before that happens).

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exactly. There is noone in that tory party who is anywhere near leading it. George osborne is detested by the party, business groups that sponsor the tories and the general public and will never recover from the last budget. All the top women tories are utterly incompetent, eg Theresa May, warsi etc. Who else is there?

I could one day see that awful zak goldsmith leading the party. Not that he is in anyway a good politician but he has an image that I could see people voting for him. He is my tip for future.

But for now there is noone else but boris. I just hope and pray the rest of the country isnt as thick as Londoners.

Boris johnson v ed milliband for prime minister. Boris would win that by a landslide. The only person who would have a chance against him is david milliband I'd say

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Boris johnson v ed milliband for prime minister. Boris would win that by a landslide. The only person who would have a chance against him is david milliband I'd say

Yup, I'd say that's 100% spot on.

And a very sad indictment of just how fucking stupid the people of this country are.

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How's he played it wrong? :blink:

As far as the tory party are concerned he's played it right. He's proven - twice - that he can win an election against a highly regarded politician, and outside his more natural constituency of Henley-on-Thames.

So... he's highly regarded by many tory MPS (more highly regarded than Dave Moron), has shown that a wide range of people can support him, and has the backing of the country's biggest media group.

He's the next leader of the tory party, I guarantee (unless some huge scandal destroys him before that happens).

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Hear what you are saying, I just don't see it happening. Major and PM are very different things. Time will tell of course

they are, but what it takes to be Major is to be loved by (just) the people, while what it takes to be PM is to be loved by the people, as well as the tory party's MPs, as well as its grassroots.

Sadly for this country Boris is more loved by all three than Dave Moron, and as russy said there's no other candidates. ;)

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