Green Police

[LEDZEP66]

Last year I saw loads of Green police and could always hear them with their whistles. This year I only saw 2 of them, normally they go round in groups of 10 or 15, was there less of them this year or we're people being good so no need for them to blow the whistle?

[lea7784]

SAT UP THE STONE CIRCLE WAS MY FIRST GLIMPS U NEARLY CHOCKED ON ME DRINK I NEVER EXPECTED THAT HAHAHA

[tazzyb]

I spent many a happy hour watching them up the stone circle racing towards people peeing in the hedges arms waving and whistles blowing

[budvar]

Only saw two groups. Good work that they do - certainly see less random pissing than in the past. Think the good weather helped.

[moho79]

Yeah saw them in the Stone Circle on Wednesday night. Hilarious. Chased a bloke away from the hedge practically with his trousers round his ankles - once they caught up with him they didn't really know what to do so one of them rugby tackled him to the floor! No excuse when there are toilets about 100 yards away ...

[TokiDoki]

My friend was with the green police this year. Didn't see many of them around though.

[Teddington]

There were quite a few knocking around. Saw about 8 or so on diff occasions (8 lots that is).

Tbh there is "generally" no excuse for pissing in the bushes.

The only exception I would make is around Shangri-La/Arcadia at night. The lack of urinals/toilets INSIDE there was baffling.

The queues meant that it could take up to 20 mins to get to the toilets on some nights.

[___S_o_m_a__]

I saw some but not as many last year.

[bexj]

The only lot I saw woke me and my OH up, checking to make sure we had got enough suncream on. Saw far fewer blokes pissing in hedges this year though - well done guys, you've finally discovered that the loos aren't that bad

[nightcrawler13]

i saw loads, but no one actually telling anyone off

but i didnt actually see anyone pissing in the hedges this year

[saratink]

My brother had a whistle blown at him whilst pissing in arcadia so he turned around to face them and kept pissing lmaoo x

Edited July 2, 2010 by south wales sara !

[worthyraver]

My brother had a whistle blown at him whilst pissing in arcadia so he turned around to face them and kept pissing lmaoo x

[Teddington]

That is quite funny, and if there were any bloody toilets in Arcadia him would not have to do it. Once the one way bollox kicks in you have no choice.

[Chris12345]

I had the strange situation of me asking a the real police where the bogs were in the east offsite England field, been told that 'Meh, I'm not looking', moving away to piss in a hedge, as advised, then having the 'green' police try and 'arrest' me...

It amused me greatly... trust me, I'm not someone who would usually just go and piss in a hedge, but i was discrete and miles away from anyone, and the look on their faces when I told them that a copper had told me to piss there was priceless

[Chris12345]

Oh, and their campsite was right by mine. I was working nights... as were a lot of us. That didn't stop them playing trumpets 24 friggin 7 :-/

[4AssedMonkey]

Yeah saw them in the Stone Circle on Wednesday night. Hilarious. Chased a bloke away from the hedge practically with his trousers round his ankles - once they caught up with him they didn't really know what to do so one of them rugby tackled him to the floor! No excuse when there are toilets about 100 yards away ...

[LondonTom]

I saw the green police up at the stone circle find two girls in the hedge at the bottom and chase them out of there, one of them tried to say it wasn't what they were doing. Did like how they announced it to every that these two young girls were going to toilet in the hedge then everyone boo'd

Whats get me is there wasn;t a que for the toilets less than a minute away

[Strummer74]

Was up past stone circle at top of hill on Wednesday night and just had balloon of laughing gas when out of nowhere we saw some guy run full pelt all the way down and across hill with one green policeman on the case.

Not sure if it was laughing gas (dont think so) but that sight was priceless.

[strudders]

I saw them on the Thursday evening and was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me at Glastonbury..

Some total cockwomble had bought a bottle of magners into the pyramid area and then left it to be broken, so I picked it up put it in my bag and sat down to eat my pie in a Yorkshire pudding...

after I had finished the pie and a little bit of the crust of the Yorkshire I decided to make my way back across the field to the tent.

Now I dont see to good and generally walk in a straight line looking down on the ground (hence I found the bottle) when I bumped into the Green Police. In one hand I held the remains of my meal.. the crust of a Giant Yorkshire pudding...

• Me: Hello!

• GP: Is that yours?

• Me: Yes, I am taking to a bin to dispose of it...

• GP: Can I have a bit?

• Me: Errr yes!

GP tears off a bit of Yorkshire crust and munches on it...

• GP: Can I have all off it?

• Me: Knock yourself out!

• GP: Thanks very much!

Takes the rest of the crust and leaves me with the plate, knife and fork and plodded off into the burliness...

Only at Glastonbury

[___S_o_m_a__]

I saw them on the Thursday evening and was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me at Glastonbury..

Some total cockwomble had bought a bottle of magners into the pyramid area and then left it to be broken, so I picked it up put it in my bag and sat down to eat my pie in a Yorkshire pudding...

after I had finished the pie and a little bit of the crust of the Yorkshire I decided to make my way back across the field to the tent.

Now I dont see to good and generally walk in a straight line looking down on the ground (hence I found the bottle) when I bumped into the Green Police. In one hand I held the remains of my meal.. the crust of a Giant Yorkshire pudding...

• Me: Hello!

• GP: Is that yours?

• Me: Yes, I am taking to a bin to dispose of it...

• GP: Can I have a bit?

• Me: Errr yes!

GP tears off a bit of Yorkshire crust and munches on it...

• GP: Can I have all off it?

• Me: Knock yourself out!

• GP: Thanks very much!

Takes the rest of the crust and leaves me with the plate, knife and fork and plodded off into the burliness...

Only at Glastonbury

[choo choos]

My missus was on plain clothes duty, caught one guy pissing outside the b bragg gig,

and a young 'lady' who was pissing outside our tent,

she was told to gopiss outside her own tent if she was going to do that

she must have been part ferrel cat!!

[Sabcully]

Was up past stone circle at top of hill on Wednesday night and just had balloon of laughing gas when out of nowhere we saw some guy run full pelt all the way down and across hill with one green policeman on the case.

Not sure if it was laughing gas (dont think so) but that sight was priceless.

[hedgepeg]

There didn't seem to be half so many as last year

[-pogo-]

I met them...

[mike46]

Only really noticed them Wednesday night up the stones, just after sunset. Clearly caught one fella relieving himself in the tree's as we heard the whistles and next thing I saw was the culprit sprinting away trying to do his trousers up ,