Green Police

[LostRiot]

That is quite funny, and if there were any bloody toilets in Arcadia him would not have to do it. Once the one way bollox kicks in you have no choice.

[rachbon]

i didn't see any, but me and rexclark shouted at a guy for peeing against a wall in shangri-la! why can't they just walk to the toilet?!

i want to be a green police person! i love shouting at dirty bastards!

I saw them on the Thursday evening and was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me at Glastonbury..

Some total cockwomble had bought a bottle of magners into the pyramid area and then left it to be broken, so I picked it up put it in my bag and sat down to eat my pie in a Yorkshire pudding...

after I had finished the pie and a little bit of the crust of the Yorkshire I decided to make my way back across the field to the tent.

Now I dont see to good and generally walk in a straight line looking down on the ground (hence I found the bottle) when I bumped into the Green Police. In one hand I held the remains of my meal.. the crust of a Giant Yorkshire pudding...

• Me: Hello!

• GP: Is that yours?

• Me: Yes, I am taking to a bin to dispose of it...

• GP: Can I have a bit?

• Me: Errr yes!

GP tears off a bit of Yorkshire crust and munches on it...

• GP: Can I have all off it?

• Me: Knock yourself out!

• GP: Thanks very much!

Takes the rest of the crust and leaves me with the plate, knife and fork and plodded off into the burliness...

Only at Glastonbury