worthyraver

Stop ruining my joke with facts

Everything was better back in the day lol

Talking of The Orb I remember this I am certain I saw someone sitting in one of the speakers 🙂

To be fair I did give you a couple of lines lol

I thought you said he could borrow it but not take it out of your garden?

He could crowd surf

Okay I am in for Krakenhaus do I need to bring 250 dogs?

Total non-starter as it clashes with Farmer Phil's Festival lol Interestingly you can take dogs to Farmer Phil's as well.

Alan?

Swings and roundabouts 🙂

No more Scally bashing, in fact I remember something similar happening before this years festival, all a bit Craig David 🙂 I am still waiting for more answers to the original question as that was interesting.

You are making this so complicated

I have stayed in Worthy View every year since it started (2013) apart from this year when I defected to Love Fields. Worthy View for a "glamping" option does not have enough toilets and big queues develop at prime poo times 09.30 - 10.30am you can wait over 30 minutes, maybe okay for most. However without going into detail I have a condition where when I need number 2 I often have under 5 minutes before we hit code brown, so every year I have stayed at Worth View on at least one morning I have had to poo in my tent not pleasant obviously. To be fair it was fine the first year of Worthy View but there were much less tents back then, once the Glasto Bells (A 4 metre fake Bell Tent which was initially sold as 5 meters) then it was squeaky bum time for me. Loads of toilets in Love Fields never saw a queue once, I am talking about the two sets of composting toilets on the edge of the field a read somewhere on here that there were sometimes queues for the Love Filed porcelain beauties especially the mens as there were fewer cubicles for men, but I never used these as the composting toilets were so close to my tent .

During Joey Bada$$ at West Holts when he had been trying to get couples to kiss for about 5 minutes: "I know it's a dairy farm, but he is milking it now"

We will help you put your tent(s) up we were at Love Fields this year and we be there next year ticket permitting. We have a 5m Bell Tent that was in C1 a 6x 6 metre pitch and the guide ropes do technically go out of the pitch, loads of people were way way more outside and nobody seemed to mind. Next year we are having a 8x6 metre pitch so we can use the Emperor Bell Tent instead.