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Funny how this is Tommy's question and given his other threads/posts, the immediate alarm bells start ringing of her name....

A-MAN-DA (think Friends episode)

Sorry Tommy, your reputation precedes you on this one for me!! :lol:

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Do you like her?

I guess that you must like her a bit because you have used the G word when referring to her.

Do your mates like her? I am guessing at some point they will be all puppy dog eyed when your choose to get your leg over with Amanda rather than nip down the pub get hammered, try lighting each others farts or shaving your pubic hair as a joke and then using it like a moustache...

If you dont like her them why are you with her? Or is it just a case that you have found a f**k buddy that will put up with you...

The only way to resolve this issue is to confront her and spell out your quandary...

Say

look love/hun/darling/Mada/Amanda/A...

I am off to Glastonbury with the boys, things may get al little bit rough out there in festival land and I may just end up sticking Percy sledge in another's coin slot because as we both know these things happen... What I am therefore asking is...what's your take on this?

would you:

* Multiple choice

  1. Be upset with a few tears?
  2. Be Ok about it, after all what happens on tour stays on tour
  3. Require me to undergo japs eye prodding tests when I get home
  4. Chuck me
  5. Get a thrill and ask me all sorts of dirty questions
  6. Accept we are just f**k buddies and continue as normal
  7. Get really bloody angry and chuck shit at me
  8. Pay for my privates to be removed via your very large brother and his mates

When you have the answers from her you will know what to do...

Or you could just be a man about it and say I am with somebody who has feelings and rather than piss all over them I will refrain from sexual contact for 5 days whilst I am away.....

I know which I would do....

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I booked my Glastonbury ticket last October with a group of friends, all single lads. The plan was to go and sample all the delights the festival has to offer, including fun with the ladies should the opportunity arise, roll forward to the middle of May and I start seeing Amanda. It's going pretty well but we are really still getting to know each other. My dilemma is should I go all out and enjoy myself or keep Percy in my pants? Also, at this stage of a relationship, what does actually constitute cheating? A passionate kiss, sexual contact (that's anything between a kiss and intercourse) or just sexual intercourse? My friends say it isn't really cheating at all at this time because we don't yet know if it's going to get serious.
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tommmy. it always happens to you. anyone would think you make things up. .........

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Just for thinking it might not class as cheating and your friends saying it wouldnt class as cheating i have come too the conclusion that you and your friends are the contents of this box in the picture below

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I booked my Glastonbury ticket last October with a group of friends, all single lads. The plan was to go and sample all the delights the festival has to offer, including fun with the ladies should the opportunity arise, roll forward to the middle of May and I start seeing Amanda. It's going pretty well but we are really still getting to know each other. My dilemma is should I go all out and enjoy myself or keep Percy in my pants? Also, at this stage of a relationship, what does actually constitute cheating? A passionate kiss, sexual contact (that's anything between a kiss and intercourse) or just sexual intercourse? My friends say it isn't really cheating at all at this time because we don't yet know if it's going to get serious.
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I booked my Glastonbury ticket last October with a group of friends, all single lads. The plan was to go and sample all the delights the festival has to offer, including fun with the ladies should the opportunity arise, roll forward to the middle of May and I start seeing Amanda. It's going pretty well but we are really still getting to know each other. My dilemma is should I go all out and enjoy myself or keep Percy in my pants? Also, at this stage of a relationship, what does actually constitute cheating? A passionate kiss, sexual contact (that's anything between a kiss and intercourse) or just sexual intercourse? My friends say it isn't really cheating at all at this time because we don't yet know if it's going to get serious.
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How deluded must you be to not even know what constitutes as cheating. Put bluntly, if you are with someone, you are part of a couple and so therefore should not be an idiotic prat and get with anyone else in any form, kissing or otherwise (unless you have some sort of agreement in place with your partner).

Enjoy yourself by all means, but believe it or not there is more to Glasto than getting laid and meeting people.

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Having recently found out that my boyf of 10 years was happily sticking in a friend of mine, all i can say is that i hope Amanda sees some sense and tells you to do one quick sharp.

Then you can stick your dick in as many dirty holes you can find at Glasto and she wont have to deal with the aftermath.

Prick.

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Just take loads of drugs, that way you'll still have a great time and the buzz of doing something your not suppossed to, but you'll be gurning away like an absolute spaz so theres no chance of any girls being remotely interested, problem solved :ph34r:
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