Things that annoy you ?

[Glitter+Vodka]

Glee, Twighlight, Harry Potter, people in there 20s should not get so excited about shite like this.

[OneLittleFish]

Someone at my work said that they thought Hallelujah was an Alexandra Burke song recently. The same person who thinks the Kooks are the best band of all time.

[Langdale Wolf]

Chewing gum on the streets.

I don't like chewing gum anyway, but surely you keep it in your gob for long enough as it is, so it shouldn't be too much hassle to keep it in until you see a bin, rather than gob it onto the streets for people to tread on???

It's f**king disgusting.

And you also get c**ts who smear it on seats on the bus/train. WHY??!??? Lazy f**king parasites.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I feel absolutely terrible. Been run down for a few weeks (due to a strict diet), and had a bit of a cold this week. I was due to go to court in Cambridge this morning, got up at 4am and I ached all over and started coughing all over the place. Manages to get as far as the bus stop and starts shivering and sweating and just generally aching down my back. Just thought that this isn't happening so turned around and went back to bed at about 5am.

Just got up now, still feel crap, but my daughter has been fussing me Gonna curl up on the sofa near the bay window, wrapped in a blanket, and look out of the window in a forlorn manner at the people passing by, in a bid to curry some sympathy.

[rachbon]

having a constant cold and never being able to f**king breathe.

[Nyika]

The fact my mum can't see that my sister may be in trouble at school due to the fact she's neglecting her to go off and see her boyfriend chap.

[Atlanteanlost]

Currently th McDs "3 is a magic number " advert because right at the end it shows 3 Apollo astronauts on the moon when it was only ever f**king 2 each mission

Edited March 12, 2010 by Atlanteanlost

[ampersand]

Currently th McDs "3 is a magic number " advert because right at the end it shows 3 Apollo astronauts on the moon when it was only ever f**king 2 each mission

[rachbon]

the haribo advert with the "sign a confession" lassie.

she is the most annoying wee shite ever.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

having a constant cold and never being able to f**king breathe.

[rachbon]

Slightly off topc, but cough related. When I was really little (about 3 and no I don't remember), I was always told that I had infant bronchitis. I do remember not been able to start school with all the other kids around 4.

Anywho, gets to secondary school, and I have to have the Heaf test (six pricks )for the BCG vaccination. Mine came up with hours and was all blistered, so I had to have a chest xray. I was told that I was immune as my dad had TB when he still lived in Glasgow.

I had to have a chest xray a bit ago, and the doctor told me there were TB scars on my lungs. It turns out I did not have bronchitis when I was a kid I had f**king TB!!

For some reason I find that annoying now.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

jeeso!!

[rachbon]

is that scots for "f**k shit!!"

[Rufus Gwertigan]

aye!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

As a single dad, can someone tell me why I don't deserve a card or a gift for mothers day. I want something nice and smelly, but no.

Frack em, I was planning on letting them out of the cellar, but no way now!!

[ampersand]

As a single dad, can someone tell me why I don't deserve a card or a gift for mothers day. I want something nice and smelly, but no.

Frack em, I was planning on letting them out of the cellar, but no way now!!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

grow a vagina, then we'll start negotiations.

[rachbon]

As a single dad, can someone tell me why I don't deserve a card or a gift for mothers day. I want something nice and smelly, but no.

Frack em, I was planning on letting them out of the cellar, but no way now!!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

your daughter bought you a kebab, what more do you want?!

[ampersand]

With the money I lent her

Stop siding with her.

[timespeedsup]

the haribo advert with the "sign a confession" lassie.

she is the most annoying wee shite ever.

[BlackHole2006]

Laura Marling and her snobby art school student fans ruining the start of the Daniel Johnston gig. Just reflecting.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Fed up of this bloody cold Feeling grumpy and there are no kids/pets to take it out on

[ampersand]

just realised that my 12v power in my car doesn't work. which i am then told that i will have to pay for as things like that aren't covered by the 30 day warranty. baws!

anyone know how much that sort of thing costs to get fixed? or can give an idiot guide how to fix it. its an 05 fiesta. had a look at the fuse bit under the lights control but no idea whats what.

[rachbon]

carole malone.