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Ah you see the old issue of it has snowed all week oop north and its made a few headlines but as soon as a car gets stuck on the A3, Gatwick is shut for more than a min and a single pristine snow flake falls in the capital its Armageddon, the four horsemen of the apocalypse have been seen skiing down Chessington high street and the world is going to end......

Now if the BBC was oop north then it would have been "Meh......"

We are southern softies! and expect everybody to know about it......

Best shot on the BBC yesterday was a house in Scotland covered with snow, 3 foot icicles from the soffits after 2 weeks of snow..... if that happened here Gordon benett sorry, brown would ask the UN for help and expect Midge Ure to pen a charity record to help out the poor people, Bob Geldolf would be making an appeal and banging his fist on the BBC Breakfast TV table shouting "give us your f*cking sledges now".

We are useless

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my road actually got gritted today... i was shocked cos its the first time theyve gritted it ever, no matter how much snow we've ever had, foudn out the only reason they did it tho was cos the dustbin men are due tomoro

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My daughter was supposed to be flying back from Eurodisney tonight but got to CDG and flight was cancelled. Next flight out is saturday so she's being put up with meals at a hotel by easyjet and gets 30 euros every 12 hours they are stuck. As a 17 year old you can imagine how absolutely devastated she is by all this :P
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Tell the press and the local Radio stations.

They love that sort of thing......

Corner shop gritting shocker.

Corner shop man sells grit to the old and frail. Local man starts protest and hand outs free salt bought from Tesco......

when asked Mr Rufus said. "He a F**king C**t. What sort of sh*t would sell F**cking grit to f**cking old People. He is a complete C**t and cockwonble......"

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Under-road heating. Throughout the UK. That's what we need. We'll syphon it off Iceland. They need the money.
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Cardiff residential pavements and roads are absolutely treacherous, it's fantastic. I love it, feels like I'm on a skiing holiday, except I work when I should be skiing. I'd happily take this all winter.

That picture of Britain looks like something from The Day After Tomorrow!

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Cardiff residential pavements and roads are absolutely treacherous, it's fantastic. I love it, feels like I'm on a skiing holiday, except I work when I should be skiing. I'd happily take this all winter.

That picture of Britain looks like something from The Day After Tomorrow!

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