Why wasn't everything Perfect?

[Alcatraz]

Why was it that my heaven-like view of Glastonbury wasn't realised?

Why is it that everyone who doesn't do as I do a nutjob?

Why do different people come to my festival?

Why do people who go to the festival live their life differently from me?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 90's?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 80's?

Why is not as good as it was in the 70's?

Seriously, there are more of these pathetic questions that are becoming tediously asked on here. People need to get some perspective, that you live with who you live with (especially at Glastonbury!), you make of your experience what you make it, you see what you see, you do what you do and you get what you get.

The fact is a 70 something farmer (someone who doesn't apparently enjoy the festival based on the idea of some on here of what enjoying the festival is) invites us onto his farm, provides us with facilities that billions on this earth would die for (seriously, does no one take notice of the messages from Oxfam, Greenpeace and Water Aid?) and delivers close to 24 hour entertainment, almost as diverse as a major city like London, New York or Paris, all in some fields in Somerset?

All this bullshit that is filling this forum is clouding the fact a kind and gentle man just gave the most of us the best week they'll have this year

[Mardy]

hehehe, absolutely spot on, was going to post somethng similar, but not as well written myself.

you're bang on the bollocks right there.

[talullah]

yeah!!!!!

[EasyUserName]

I want my £180 worth of perfection!

Bastard people!

[LRW]

*clap clap clap*

[Toilet Duck]

Why was it that my heaven-like view of Glastonbury wasn't realised?

Why is it that everyone who doesn't do as I do a nutjob?

Why do different people come to my festival?

Why do people who go to the festival live their life differently from me?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 90's?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 80's?

Why is not as good as it was in the 70's?

Seriously, there are more of these pathetic questions that are becoming tediously asked on here. People need to get some perspective, that you live with who you live with (especially at Glastonbury!), you make of your experience what you make it, you see what you see, you do what you do and you get what you get.

The fact is a 70 something farmer (someone who doesn't apparently enjoy the festival based on the idea of some on here of what enjoying the festival is) invites us onto his farm, provides us with facilities that billions on this earth would die for (seriously, does no one take notice of the messages from Oxfam, Greenpeace and Water Aid?) and delivers close to 24 hour entertainment, almost as diverse as a major city like London, New York or Paris, all in some fields in Somerset?

All this bullshit that is filling this forum is clouding the fact a kind and gentle man just gave the most of us the best week they'll have this year

[Langdale Wolf]

Go Al!!!! Top post, sir.

I'm sure even the most negative troll on these forums would rather have had the week they experienced rather than mine.

Be sodding grateful!

[scappaflow]

Alcatraz

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

What he said!

[ding dong]

*stands up and claps*

[Pipine]

Great post!

It was the best glastonbury ever! I can't think of any negatives.. I was blissfully happy all 5 days!

[EasyUserName]

Go Al!!!! Top post, sir.

I'm sure even the most negative troll on these forums would rather have had the week they experienced rather than mine.

Be sodding grateful!

[scorp]

Why was it that my heaven-like view of Glastonbury wasn't realised?

Why is it that everyone who doesn't do as I do a nutjob?

Why do different people come to my festival?

Why do people who go to the festival live their life differently from me?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 90's?

Why is it not as good as it was in the 80's?

Why is not as good as it was in the 70's?

Seriously, there are more of these pathetic questions that are becoming tediously asked on here. People need to get some perspective, that you live with who you live with (especially at Glastonbury!), you make of your experience what you make it, you see what you see, you do what you do and you get what you get.

The fact is a 70 something farmer (someone who doesn't apparently enjoy the festival based on the idea of some on here of what enjoying the festival is) invites us onto his farm, provides us with facilities that billions on this earth would die for (seriously, does no one take notice of the messages from Oxfam, Greenpeace and Water Aid?) and delivers close to 24 hour entertainment, almost as diverse as a major city like London, New York or Paris, all in some fields in Somerset?

All this bullshit that is filling this forum is clouding the fact a kind and gentle man just gave the most of us the best week they'll have this year

[mini-macc]

People complaining about prices clearly dont understand basic economics, price is dependant on supply and demand, people will only pay what they are prepared and clearly people are happy paying 5 pounds for a burger and 2 pounds for a cold bottle of coke.

[whatmidlifecrisis?]

Love this......nicely put........

I cannot wait for 2010 to put my self through all that hell again.......

[karlpowell]

*stands up and claps*

[EasyUserName]

Love this......nicely put........

I cannot wait for 2010 to put my self through all that hell again.......

[reni]

Amazing that there's little or no acknowledgment expressed for Mr Eavis over the festival.

I reckon there should be a mass chant of "There's only one Michael Eavis" at the end of proceedings next year.

The man ain't gonna be around forever.

[meatyparson]

Cant wait for another shit festival next year

Well said Alcatraz.

[The Nal]

Nice Traz, was going to do something like that myself.

Bunch of whining f**king maggots.

I had an unforgettable 5 days.

[EasyUserName]

Amazing that there's little or no acknowledgment expressed for Mr Eavis over the festival.

I reckon there should be a mass chant of "There's only one Michael Eavis" at the end of proceedings next year.

The man ain't gonna be around forever.

[MEGABOWL]

Brilliant work Alcatraz. We should keep bumping this back to the top for the Daily Mail contingent on this board

Edited June 30, 2009 by MEGABOWL

[reni]

To be fair, I thought he was turning into an idol/icon. His image seemed to be all over the place embedded in stuff - a bit like Lennin! It was like a game of "spot-the-Michaels-head"

[Langdale Wolf]

What happened in your week?

[Alcatraz]

Do you mean...metaphorically like!!!

Didn't see too many actual images of ME

[EasyUserName]

Do you mean...metaphorically like!!! ...