overheard and made you laugh....

[eFestivals]

best thing I heard a random say all weekend was when I was leaving the Pyramid stage after Madness.....

"If Bruce is the boss, then Madness are the owners."

Edited June 30, 2009 by eFestivals

[Jutt69]

Just as Spinal Tap started playing Stonehenge someone near me turned to their mate and asked:

"Are they for real?"

[Abbathehorse]

"I hope Rolf dedicates 2 Little Boys to Michael Jackson"

[Rachie]

"I hope Rolf dedicates 2 Little Boys to Michael Jackson"

[IRISHMANC]

A young girl on her phone in the stone circle trying to direct someone to her:

"I'm just next to a man stood up with a hat on and he's drinking a can of beer. Can you see me?"

[smiley33]

2 guys walking past my tent at 7am on sat morning by the park, holding each other up, the one guy says to his mate 'they're not his kids you know, he bought them'....then his mate replied 'and they've all got masks on'...then they just stood there looking at each other dead seriously while shaking their heads and tutting...SO off their heads...it was hilarious...

[smiley33]

also, getting a voicemail from my mom saying 'we're at the front by the man with a red flag...'

??

[Abbathehorse]

On the Thursday morning, I awoke to a girl who I believe had just arrived saying to her friends "disaster - you cannot get vegetarian food anywhere"!!! Where the hell had she been for food?? She must have gone the Aussie steak stall and then given up!

[emmmmma]

Man: "I said to him 'You can have my guinea pig for a fiver'"

His friend: "Nooooooo!"

[Haggis]

it's not verbatim, but my favourite was like this...

"Where are we going now dad" - young boy

"The cabaret tent" - dad

"brilliant...does it have loads of chocolate"

"no son, cabaret, not Cadburys"

[amfy]

"I hate the smell of mud"

Errm - this might not be the place for you then.

[Magma]

"Well, I can't get AIDS twice, can I?"

[Rachie]

during lilly alans 'its not fair'

some bloke turns to mate and says 'ive never made anybody scream' :s

Edited June 30, 2009 by Rachie

[Topless Skateboarding Nun]

had to be:

"i smell colon....eore eore eore"

you had to be there:P

[krazyangel]

2 guys walking along the railway bridge saturday night

1st guy " this festivals wicked "

2nd guy " yea it would be good if it wasnt for the noise "

[jimmyk83]

In Bloc Party on friday a lass came struggling out of the crowd in front of me and asked a chap next to me, "has a guy with wellies on come this way?"

"yeah sure, just over there"

[garry_coombs]

young lad to police officer his friend brought along "i've taken something and it's made my heart beat really fast and I don't know what to do"

[sweaver]

two posh speaking girls walking back from dance area on Thursday, one of them said:

'my parents dont realise this, but you know, when I come to glastonbury, I truely turn into a rastafarian'

me and my friend had to stop walking as we were laughing so mucb.

[Messy]

I can't remember any quotations, but the best rumour I heard was that Lily Allen had been cancelled because she had swine flu.

[kaisherz]

young lad to girl at jamie - t>>>> I think she was going to tell him off for spilling beer when bouncing around. before she could say anything....

'Pipe down cod eye, you've got a bad attitude!'

[Staberinde]

This was witnessed by Chockscoffer and Sam (cant remember log in name)

After returning with second load to re-enter the gate, a festy guard was saying,

"Those coming into site, walk to the left, those leaving site, walk to the right"

I kid you not.

[Sam Crawley]

Not so much overheard as was a part of..

Rolf Harris' set, when DJ Manic (?!) came on stage for a bit.

DJM: "When I say Rolf, you say Harris. Rolf?"

Crowd: "HARRIS"

DJM "Rolf?"

Crowd: "HARRIS"

DJM: "When I say DJ, you say Manic. DJ?"

Crowd: "Who?"

DJM "DJ?"

Crowd: "Err.."

[bassface]

A young girl on her phone in the stone circle trying to direct someone to her:

"I'm just next to a man stood up with a hat on and he's drinking a can of beer. Can you see me?"

[.jay.]

i loved wandering around shitfaced and catching little glimpses of converstations as people passed by.

the two that stick in my head mainly were one girl in front of me saying "my f**king shitty twatty c**ting phone" to which i interjected with "that is some mighty fine sware'age you have going on their very impressive!"

and this incredibly hot girl passing me just as she blurted out "f**kING ANAL!" i was in bits!

[BlackHole2006]

Not so much overheard as was a part of..

Rolf Harris' set, when DJ Manic (?!) came on stage for a bit.

DJM: "When I say Rolf, you say Harris. Rolf?"

Crowd: "HARRIS"

DJM "Rolf?"

Crowd: "HARRIS"

DJM: "When I say DJ, you say Manic. DJ?"

Crowd: "Who?"

DJM "DJ?"

Crowd: "Err.."