singles thread

[bunique]

Went out last night with some mates. One of them was a very upset girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years. So, doing the gentlemanly thing, I doinked her.

[Cultseeker]

Went out last night with some mates. One of them was a very upset girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years. So, doing the gentlemanly thing, I doinked her.

[rabid]

1-0

[omskus]

Went out last night with some mates. One of them was a very upset girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years. So, doing the gentlemanly thing, I doinked her.

[brighteyes]

Thats what they want us to think, its actually 0-1.

[sadwitch]

Went out last night with some mates. One of them was a very upset girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years. So, doing the gentlemanly thing, I doinked her.

[omskus]

If it's 0-1 then why was she crying during the sex?

[rabid]

If it's 0-1 then why was she crying during the sex?

[Cultseeker]

If it's 0-1 then why was she crying during the sex?

Edited April 5, 2008 by Cultseeker

[minute5072]

yeah i can see it goin tits up

[xxclf]

crying during sex? how did you manage to continue! :|

[brighteyes]

She didn't really cry. I made that up, thought it would be funny.

She'll be fine. Think I gave her exactly what she needed.... kinda.

[Purple Monkey]

With whats???

Anyway, my advice?......Stay single!! I'm a very happy chapess right now. All that "relationship" stuff I went through in the past was just getting in my way, clouding my head, stopping me from being the person I really am!

It will take a very very very special man to change my mind about "relationships" in the traditional sense.

[minute5072]

it didn't

now i can run away home for 2 weeks and decide what to do

[xxclf]

this plan has failed after a day....f**k

seems women are like buses then....damn, sexy buses

[minute5072]

Unsure if that';s really a compliment to women haha

[Katster]

I'm happy that you're happy.

[outtolunch]

And I am happy that you are happy

[Katster]

And I'm just a miserable old git who couldn't care less whos happy or not.

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[ronaldo]

Hi thought i'd add myself to the list of singles, and xxclf i'm from Edinburgh too

QUOTE (brighteyes @ Apr 5 2008, 11:37 AM)

Went out last night with some mates. One of them was a very upset girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years. So, doing the gentlemanly thing, I doinked her.

Quality, is it not boinked though?

[brighteyes]

Quality, is it not boinked though?

[Katster]

A bloke at work once told me about a time when he was having sex with someone and she started crying. He asked if she was ok and she told him to carry on, he did, and then afterwards asked her what all that was about. 'All what?' She asked!

Some people are odd eh?

[rabid]

Quality, is it not boinked though?

[xxclf]

nah, compliment to buses

more a compliment to the girls in question. they have nothing in common with buses apart from their apparent frequency

[outtolunch]

Opening this I honestly thought you were going to have put, 'and I'm happy that you're happy that he's happy that you're happy'

Hopefully get a date for the flat end of this week by the way so I'll be in touch