singles thread

[ralph250]

"there's something about xxxclf" coming soon to sky one

Just kidding!

[minute5072]

and is it xxxclf now??

[xxclf]

and is it xxxclf now??

[minute5072]

Then you'll all see

[xxclf]

i bet we will

[ralph250]

puts up pictures of self for singles thread....

pensive...

harcore emo posey type ...

festie....

twat...

photos subject to "the myspace angles"

[xxclf]

"the myspace angles" classic!

surely number 4 is the favourite?

[Lithium05]

I'd post my photos but they all fit under the headers "miserable c*nt" or "Gurning Bufoon"

[xxclf]

I'd post my photos but they all fit under the headers "miserable c*nt" or "Gurning Bufoon"

[greeneyes1980]

i am only willing to post nude pics

[indie-rocknroll]

Great advice for men peev but i have to compete with the young oompa loompas in mini skirts!

Most cock driven men wouldnt look at me twice with girls like that around. I find it difficult to be big headed. Not that i don't like myself cus i do, but i'm nothing special.

[Katster]

puts up pictures of self for singles thread....

[Katster]

This is ridiculous. Does nobody live in edinburgh!

And apoligies its what boredom does, I better stop before I get a reputation as the forum slag or something haha

[Lithium05]

Men dont fall in love with the Oompa Loompas, they just want to shag them and leave

[ralph250]

I always thought you were a girl

[ralph250]

I can honestly say I've never seen an orange girl I would want to shag.... Is that where I'm going wrong?!

[Katster]

.....???? did the nickname ralph not give it away....or are my posts partiticurly effeminate....

[ralph250]

makes note to self, to man up in future...hmm so lads...tools, cars, sheds, footy, boobs...

[ralph250]

You're a good looking lad anyway.......far too young for me to damage, but pretty all the same.

[Katster]

makes note to self, to man up in future...hmm so lads...tools, cars, sheds, footy, boobs...

[Katster]

I'm 24, so not too young, but you'd probably eat me alive....if the stories are true

[brighteyes]

Looks like xxxsexclf has got some competition

[xxclf]

Looks like xxxsexclf has got some competition

[Katster]

okay why is my name getting worse and worse!

And no katster wins hands down, sounds like a maneater

[xxclf]

Haha we'll see.

And it would seem while ive been away to the sunbeds you lot have been discussing how bad orange girls are .

Maybe I am a bit self obsessed as I am very much into the long hair, fake tan, nails, high heels etc but I would agree that it doesn't necessarily get you more male attention.