Yo! Sneak in 15

[sneaker]

Here we go 2015.

This will be the 4th year of sneaking in.

The thrill is just awesome.

No jumping fences.

No bribing tractors.

No wristband swaps.

No mates-in-high places.

No creeping in the mud.

No dangerous activity

No drug smuggling

2 mins of simple thrill and yo... in the festival!!!!

Best of luck to everyone else who sneaks in.

Only problem with the sneak is that we can't take tons of luggage and food. I like to hang out round the Greenpeace area and buy my food there. (I can afford the prices because I did not spend 100's on the ticket)

Why do I do it?... To answer that I can only advise that you try it yourself... and then you will understand.

I can afford the ticket, and I try every year to buy one, but have not been lucky for the past 4 years, so I have to sneak.

It would be great to meet up and swap stories with other sneakers, but I just don't know how that could be done without security catching us.

Good luck buddies !

[oneeye]

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My guess you walked straight in 3 years ago, loads of room and no security

Edited May 22, 2015 by oneeye

[guypjfreak]

dont know why you got a negative old son .....good luck to ya ...i camp up row mead as close to the front as we can ask around for me or look for my flag and youll find me and have a chat ..G

[sneaker]

guypjfreak,

Cheers buddy.

Hey... negatives don't bother me. I will look out for you and the flag. (what does it look like?) Cheers buddy!!

[sneaker]

festival Freak,

Nope, never walked in through lax security.

Always a very well planned method, and a huge amount of work beforehand.

hey, its fun.

I'm not robbing anyone because all the tickets are sold, so I'm just a little extra. Every year I try for a ticket, and every year I am unlucky.

I love the festival. I go for the fun, the circus, the crazy one man shows, the happy people, the late night weird shows in the random places. I dont do drugs. I dont get pissed. I'm a 50+ family man who just enjoys stuff, and my kids think I'm crazy and cool.

Its the one time of the year when I can feel like a rebel, get away from my desk and enjoy... please don't diss me for that.

Cheers,

Good luck to all old men like me looking for a Glastonbury thrill

[oneeye]

festival Freak,

Nope, never walked in through lax security.

Reckon you would have 3 years ago, security was non existent that year

[Amy Lawn]

I like this guy

[guypjfreak]

guypjfreak,

Cheers buddy.

Hey... negatives don't bother me. I will look out for you and the flag. (what does it look like?) Cheers buddy!!

avater old son

[phil the shrew]

In your spare time do you also randomly email people pretending to be a Nigerian business man needing to get cash out of the country?

OP sounds just like one of those, but less subtle

[Northern-Monkey]

Here we go 2015.

This will be the 4th year of sneaking in.

The thrill is just awesome.

No jumping fences.

No bribing tractors.

No wristband swaps.

No mates-in-high places.

No creeping in the mud.

No dangerous activity

No drug smuggling

2 mins of simple thrill and yo... in the festival!!!!

Best of luck to everyone else who sneaks in.

Only problem with the sneak is that we can't take tons of luggage and food. I like to hang out round the Greenpeace area and buy my food there. (I can afford the prices because I did not spend 100's on the ticket)

Why do I do it?... To answer that I can only advise that you try it yourself... and then you will understand.

I can afford the ticket, and I try every year to buy one, but have not been lucky for the past 4 years, so I have to sneak.

It would be great to meet up and swap stories with other sneakers, but I just don't know how that could be done without security catching us.

Good luck buddies !

Is that you Michael?

[Hugh Jass]

This chap sounds cool. I'd like to be friends with him.

Edited May 22, 2015 by Hugh Jass

[Spindles]

Really? I thought it was just baggie4roses having another crack of the whip.

[Slugworth]

Fair play if you get in. I would consider doing the same if i couldnt get a ticket. Why not try?

[bennyboi]

Please PM me you method as I'm intrigued as to how you manage it with non of the above

[Spindles]

If it was me it would involve a high vis vest, some cardboard, a craft knife and some black spray paint combined with well timed observation of car park steward shift changes.

[phil the shrew]

Also how do you bribe a tractor?

[Hugh Jass]

My plan involves a large fake white beard and some denim shorts.

Foolproof.

[sneaker]

Norther Monkey.. Sorry not Mike, but if he does the same I would like to meet him.

Phil.. nope I work for the NHS!

Hugh.. I will buy you a cuppa at the 50p cafe.

Spindles.. I don't know baggie4roses ????

bennyboi.. oh how i wish I could tell you.. If I see you at Glasto I will tell you. This may be my last year of doing it.. so then I will write a full account for all to see.

Slugworth... Think, think, think hard and simple...

[fatyeti24]

Also how do you bribe a tractor?

I don't know. How do you bribe a tractor?

[sneaker]

Hugh... damn... you just blown my cover!!!! I will have to use a blonde beard and pink hotpants instead!

[Starchild771]

Here we go 2015.

This will be the 4th year of sneaking in.

The thrill is just awesome.

No jumping fences.

No bribing tractors.

No wristband swaps.

No mates-in-high places.

No creeping in the mud.

No dangerous activity

No drug smuggling

2 mins of simple thrill and yo... in the festival!!!!

Best of luck to everyone else who sneaks in.

Only problem with the sneak is that we can't take tons of luggage and food. I like to hang out round the Greenpeace area and buy my food there. (I can afford the prices because I did not spend 100's on the ticket)

Why do I do it?... To answer that I can only advise that you try it yourself... and then you will understand.

I can afford the ticket, and I try every year to buy one, but have not been lucky for the past 4 years, so I have to sneak.

It would be great to meet up and swap stories with other sneakers, but I just don't know how that could be done without security catching us.

Good luck buddies !

Don't forget some Kitkats... er I mean Twixes..

Edited May 22, 2015 by Starchild771

[sneaker]

Starchild.. respect to you, you're a legend.

Kitkats solve all problems and are an internationally recognised currency for barter and bribes. (aside from the Nestle issues).

Stock up now.

Just seen your edit.. Twixes...ethically not as bad, but just a tad too complicated with that gooey toffee.

Edited May 22, 2015 by sneaker

[Untz]

Also how do you bribe a tractor?

I would like to know this for when those fuckers turn up hawking their milk in a morning when I'm trying to sleep.

[sneaker]

Untz... you made you laugh!!

yep.. those milk tractors are LOUD and they always seem to stop exactly by your tent, and if you do want milk you can never find enough loose change and get out of bed in time to catch the tractor.

PS: bribe the tractor with "Smith & Allan Super Tractor Oil Universal" its like catnip for tractors, they go wild for it, brumm!

[Untz]

It doesn't help that I don't like milk. Why there can't be a bacon sandwich truck I'll never know.