Jump to content

Don't Miss a Beat

Join the UK's most passionate festival community. Keep up with the latest conversations, line-up rumours, and music news.

250,000+ Members

Connect with a massive network of fellow festival-goers.

Lively Discussions

Thousands of active topics on music, campsites, and tips.

Hot Rumours & News

Hear about secret sets and lineup drops before anyone else.

Create Free Account
OR
  • Sign Up!

    Join our friendly community of music lovers and be part of the fun 😎

Cream Tea


Guest Istari

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 70
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

i would've never thought of looking for this at Glastonbury but damn... after reading this thread i'm sure as hell gonna be on the lookout for this place. would be such a delicious treat in my run down state

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have now set my coordinates to The Cream Tease Bus in Williams Green, and am now locked on. The thing is that I'm no longer sure I can hold out until Wednesday. I am a weak man and I NEED scones as soon as possible. I may have to do the slaggish thing of getting a supermarkets own brand of scone. Not the ones sold singularly but the ones where you get a few in a pack. I know that they are the lowest of the low, but I'm rather fascinated by the texture that they have. I mean what's going on there?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have now set my coordinates to The Cream Tease Bus in Williams Green, and am now locked on. The thing is that I'm no longer sure I can hold out until Wednesday. I am a weak man and I NEED scones as soon as possible. I may have to do the slaggish thing of getting a supermarkets own brand of scone. Not the ones sold singularly but the ones where you get a few in a pack. I know that they are the lowest of the low, but I'm rather fascinated by the texture that they have. I mean what's going on there?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wow, just popped onto this thread to discover The Cream Tea Appreciation Society in full swing. If you see a middle aged bloke staggering by with a scone in one hand and an alcoholic drink of some nature in the other, then that might be me meeting you half way on the Cream Tea appreciation thing.

A scone with currents in it can take you to places where no other baked cake can take you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Middle aged bloke with an alcoholic beverage in one hand and a Cream tea in the other, could probably account for 20% of the demographic.

Imagine bumping in to someone with said scone and drink and asking "are you Yoghurt on a Stick" and waiting for a reply of yes, or a total look of bemusement on said middle aged blokes face.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yes, yes there is:

The Cream Tease Bus (in Williams Green),

please come and find us for the ultimate cream tea!

Three flavours to choose from:

vanilla scone with clotted cream and strawberry and champagne jam

Almond scone with clotted cream and apricot and amaretto jam

Rose scone with clotted cream and gooseberry and sloe gin jam

All homemade and we serve from from a 1965 Slitty!

Very excited to be trading at Glasto for the first time!!!xxxxxx

Just Google The Cream Tease Bus :D xxxx

Link to comment
Share on other sites

'Mange Tout, Mange Tout' Raquel.

On a serious note i have placed The Cream Tease second to top of my definitely must do list, along with my sons annual sideways profile photo shot of him wearing his helmet eating a Fat Harry's foot long hot dog.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Latest Activity

    • Alkaline Trio 90 Barrington Levy 95 Basement Jaxx 120 Billy Bragg 100 Billy Ocean 100 The Black Keys 90 Carl Cox 100 Chase & Status 115 Chelsea Wolfe 80  CMAT 105 Confidence Man 150 MAX Dave 25 David Byrne 150  Disclosure 65  Everything Everything 105 Faithless 80  Fatboy Slim 100 Four Tet 125  Funeral for a Friend 45 Garbage 100 GOAT 105  Greentea Peng 120 Happy Mondays 80 Hollie Cook 90 Jorja Smith 100 José González 100 Joy Crookes 120  Judas Priest 90 Kasabian 80  Kneecap 110  The Last Dinner Party 15 Levellers 85  Limp Bizkit 35  Linkin Park 90 Lorde 120 Madness 75  The Maccabees 100 Neck Deep 135  Nile Rodgers & Chic 100 Overmono 100 Pixies 55 The Prodigy 140 Pulp 150 MAX RAYE 100 Ren 85 Richard Ashcroft 95  Say She She 85 Scissor Sisters 120 Self Esteem 120 Skunk Anansie 100 Stereolab 120  The Streets 110 Super Furry Animals 110 Tems 50  Thundercat 90 Tom Jones 70  Two Door Cinema Club 20 Tyler, the Creator 75 Underworld 115 Wet Leg 90  Wilco 85 (-10) The Wombats 90 Wolf Alice 135
    • Not necessarily but it should be, Download have a habit of messing it uo when others get the bookings on point. Good Charlotte I doubt are playing 3rd down and that too 3 that day while dreamy is too strong. I think you'd have one another day to help sell weekend tickets. I also doubt Papa Roach play. 
    • Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun   Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers   Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys   *There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible
    • Another Kraftwerk one for me today, as just back from seeing them.    
  • Featured Products

  • Hot Topics

  • Latest Tourdates

×
×
  • Create New...