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Thanks Tom but you may as well be talking in Russian to me! When I said I was crap at IT I really meant it. I have no idea how to download and upload something and getting involved with imageshack would scare me to death. I may ask the friend who sent it me to sort out. :)

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The suspense is killing me....

You are boating on a river and come to a fork in it. One path leads to safety and one leads to a waterfall that will kill you. There is a hut on the side of the river. In the hut lives two girls, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies. Only one of them is home. You can only ask one question. What question do you ask her to find out which way to go?

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You are boating on a river and come to a fork in it. One path leads to safety and one leads to a waterfall that will kill you. There is a hut on the side of the river. In the hut lives two girls, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies. Only one of them is home. You can only ask one question. What question do you ask her to find out which way to go?

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You are boating on a river and come to a fork in it. One path leads to safety and one leads to a waterfall that will kill you. There is a hut on the side of the river. In the hut lives two girls, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies. Only one of them is home. You can only ask one question. What question do you ask her to find out which way to go?

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.

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