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[redmosquito]

It could be called the Chill n choke your chicken tent

[tommmy]

I would like to come to your festival Tommmy.

I would also like to propose the Fred West Holts stage, sponsored by Tenants. Basement Jaxx will obviously headline.............

[Oddone]

I would like to come to your festival Tommmy.

I would also like to propose the Fred West Holts stage, sponsored by Tenants. Basement Jaxx will obviously headline.............

[redmosquito]

Talking of girlfriends, if I'm the organiser, how am I gonna tell Amanda she can't come?

[Oddone]

In the vein of political correctness anyone who brings a gazeebo will be taken to the stone circle whereby they would be buried up to their neck and stoned to death by people....... in a circle.

I reckon Shangri-La should be there except a genunie version. Where there are drug dealers on every corner and you pass by a dark alley to see some bird being raped. Maybe even a secret sex dungeon.

(Really going for a sex dungeon)

[redmosquito]

Maybe the lost kids tent could be sponsored by (Maddie) McCanns oven chips?

Edited July 15, 2011 by redmosquito

[fred quimby]

Maybe The left field could be a dedicated area for leaving your partner for a few hours. they can be distracted by shiney things dangling on strings. They won't even know your gone.

[fred quimby]

Early on the first day I will have to nip off for half an hour coz Kings of Leon didn't get their strawberries and have thrown a hissy fit. Whilst I am gone Amanda will undergo a prearranged "random" search by security, they will find the drugs I have planted on her and escort her off site. All that leaves is me to switch off my phone and find my mates.

[tommmy]

Well............. where's my Bacardi & Coke then please

[LusciousLucy]

The Green Fields come equipped with a full hydroponic set up and a PYO venture in operation.

[happinessisawarmgun]

Please note, the chill c choke tent is for males only. Any females who wish to engage in self pleasure must make their way to Strummerville.

[rexclark]

Sounds good.

You can go for a wander around and drop the kids off at The Gary's Gang Kidz Field.

[redmosquito]

Sounds good.

You can go for a wander around and drop the kids off at The Gary's Gang Kidz Field.

[SGP SOM]

Ok late night areas now, the futuristic drug den the Cake pit bought to you by Noel Edmunds

[vonatterbury]

Sounds good.

You can go for a wander around and drop the kids off at The Gary's Gang Kidz Field.

[fatyeti24]

Ok late night areas now, the futuristic drug den the Cake pit bought to you by Noel Edmunds

[mattw]

Max and paddy to be in charge of security

Bob the builder and friends to build a knee high brick wall!

[FluffyFairy]

David Cameron to run the welfare and medical tents. He'll make sure elderly festival goers are alright too.

Edit to say that his mates take ages going to the toilet though

Edited July 15, 2011 by FluffyFairy

[LusciousLucy]

Only Leftfield get to play in the Leftfield for 72 hours straight! I can dream can't I?

[Oddone]

Only Leftfield get to play in the Leftfield for 72 hours straight! I can dream can't I?

[AdamSheff]

When will the lineup been announced Tommmy?

[Spindles]

69 of those hours will be Phat Planet.

[Morse Code]

When will the lineup been announced Tommmy?

[grumpyhack]

Arcadia sponsored by Burtons and TopShop

[Morse Code]

Get The Police to headline and make them wear fairy wings and pretend to be nice for 5 days......