Rubber ring

[tommmy]

If you, like me, don't like your bare skin touching the seats of the long drops, what do you do? I have heard people talk of hovering, however once my leg muscles are tensed in the hover position, I am unable to relax my sphincter without relaxing my legs as well. My solution is a child's rubber ring used for swimming. As I am a one movement a day man, I buy 5 rubber rings for the festival and dispose of after use. Obviously ladies need to sit down much more often, so they will either have to reuse or buy more.

[The Nal]

Good idea but you'd need one per day. Wouldnt fancy deflating and re-inflating it after its touched the seat.

[Messi30]

I saw a rather large thighed woman squatting over a crate of beer inside a toilet tent - didn't even do the door up. Some poor soul had to clean that up

[Jackmypie]

What pisses me off is in Portaloos when people take a f**king huge dump on the toilet seat. Seriously who the f**k does that, can't you aim so it goes into the toilet???? :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Messi30]

Some of the loos flushed as well, not that many seemed to be doing that.

[The Nal]

What pisses me off is in Portaloos when people take a f**king huge dump on the toilet seat. Seriously who the f**k does that, can't you aim so it goes into the toilet???? :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[tommmy]

What pisses me off is in Portaloos when people take a f**king huge dump on the toilet seat. Seriously who the f**k does that, can't you aim so it goes into the toilet???? :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[VeeDub]

Just sit on the seat

[Messi30]

of course would only work if the seat has nothing nasty on it

Edited July 11, 2011 by Messi30

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

A rubber ring would also be a boon to those who suffered from farmers, I would have thought.

[abdoujaparov]

Just sit on the seat

[milly16]

Who ever did MEGA LOG that my friend saw and the guys that suck out the toilets,who were amazed of the size and couldn't stop laughing.

The person would of needed a tractor tyre.....it was like a scene out of TREMORS.

[LondonTom]

In general if people didn't hover and used them as public toilets they would be as clean as any other public toilets you might use.... The hover lines up for misses. (So best to ask pretty girls who hover if they went for number 1 or 2 , number 1s should be fairly ok

Andnever use the turdis, horrible horrible sites, what I done get is how people go once its above the bowl....

[izcuje]

paper bin liners worked fine for me, free if you snag them from your office loos.

Edit : Toilet liners.

Edited July 11, 2011 by izcuje

[mandypants]

no way man, everyone knows you'll catch necrotising fasciitis if you do that

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I don't worry about the loos at a festival. An enema before I leave followed by a purely liquid diet eliminates the need for number twos

[HurrahBrother]

Some of the loos flushed as well, not that many seemed to be doing that.

[Spindles]

In general if people didn't hover and used them as public toilets they would be as clean as any other public toilets you might use.... The hover lines up for misses. (So best to ask pretty girls who hover if they went for number 1 or 2 , number 1s should be fairly ok

Andnever use the turdis, horrible horrible sites, what I done get is how people go once its above the bowl....

Edited July 11, 2011 by Spindles

[hedgepeg]

sit on it, don't shit on it

[LondonTom]

sit on it, don't shit on it

[tommmy]

Of course if you are going for the grand slam then this needn't be a worry. Just go to bed and wait for it to happen.

[neilloggie]

If you, like me, don't like your bare skin touching the seats of the long drops, what do you do? I have heard people talk of hovering, however once my leg muscles are tensed in the hover position, I am unable to relax my sphincter without relaxing my legs as well. My solution is a child's rubber ring used for swimming. As I am a one movement a day man, I buy 5 rubber rings for the festival and dispose of after use. Obviously ladies need to sit down much more often, so they will either have to reuse or buy more.

[**claire**]

Don't get me started on people who go in a bucket in their tent Spindles... Seriously, WTF?!

The group next to us last year were doing it in the communal bit of the tent - if any of my mates suggested that, they'd be looking for a new tent to camp in!

[Spindles]

I'm not advocating it

My neighbours had a bucket, my nights this year were filled with trying to get to sleep to the backdrop of the sound of them spilling it, complaining how much it smelt, etc...I have no idea what gets into peoples heads that somehow a bucket full of excreta within their living space is somehow preferable to using a public toilet.

[grumpyhack]

Maybe we're wimps but our gang have just invested in a toilet tent, complete with portapotti (proper chemical toilet of the sort you get in caravans and motorhomes) which we'll be taking to our next fest along with our trailer tent. There's still some discuission as to whether just number ones or number twos as well will be permitted.