Manners

[Liam13th]

6, shewees, sit down you dirty cow.

[FunkyDenz]

It would be good manners for people who spill your drink to give you a fresh drink.

This is best managed by drinking most of a pint, going to a very crowded area and "spilling" the remnants of your pint when jostled by the crowd. This should result in a fresh pint or can of lager being offered to you immediately, and avoid queueing up at bars.

[Homer]

Last year, some scamp pooed into my topper while I wasn't looking (luckily I wasn't wearing it at the time).

[lillypip]

Some people tend to behave in a really inconsiderate manner, I believe this is in part to us Glasto goers being a really tolerant bunch.Just because we are laid back it doesn't mean we have to tolerate loutish behaviour. Here are a few of my gripes, what are yours?

1, Smoking in undercover areas

2, Swearing in front of ladies

3, Gentlemen not giving up their seat for ladies or older folk

4, Ladies drinking pints

5, Ladies with hairy legs/armpits

I might add more later

[jimmyk83]

*disclaimer* I dont really have hairy legs and pits....but I kind of wish i did now!

[lillypip]

12 days is long enough to grow your leg and pit hair

[mirandamayhem]

Good plan....I'm on it! Although seeing as its my bf's birthday on the sunday, i'm not entirely sure that he would consider a yeti-girlfriend as the best present....particularly as people have suggested I crack out the stockings and suspenders!

[tommmy]

Ah Tommy, I'd love to meet you.

*disclaimer* I dont really have hairy legs and pits.

[lillypip]

well we could meet up, I'd love to buy you a Babysham or Bacardi and coke.

[tinktink]

Tommy only ever saw one size cup at Glasto, so how do you kow the contents of either a pint or Half ?

Note to self, must shave arms & legs in case I bump into Tommy, I wonder if Tommy is "Gok Wann" in disguise

[tommmy]

Tommy only ever saw one size cup at Glasto, so how do you kow the contents of either a pint or Half ?

[fred quimby]

Ah Tommy, I'd love to meet you. Id run upto you and wrap my hairy legs around you whilst shoving my prickly pits in your face. If i'm not too careful, I might accidentally spill my pint all over you spill my fag ash in yours. But don't worry, I wouldn't expect you to stand up for me, and I really wouldn't mind if you let out the odd swear word in surprise!!

*disclaimer* I dont really have hairy legs and pits....but I kind of wish i did now!

Edited June 10, 2011 by fred quimby

[grumpyhack]

Suits you sir

[marktea]

well we could meet up, I'd love to buy you a Babysham or Bacardi and coke.

[hotwaterbottle]

7. People singing along when the band is playing. I WANT TO HEAR COLDPLAY NOT THE CROWD.

[Spindles]

You don't, you really don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUSY6YuIOVk

[hotwaterbottle]

You don't, you really don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUSY6YuIOVk

[hotwaterbottle]

double post

Edited June 10, 2011 by hotwaterbottle

[MEGABOWL]

7. People singing along when the band is playing. I WANT TO HEAR COLDPLAY NOT THE CROWD.

[ggoon]

Some people tend to behave in a really inconsiderate manner, I believe this is in part to us Glasto goers being a really tolerant bunch.Just because we are laid back it doesn't mean we have to tolerate loutish behaviour. Here are a few of my gripes, what are yours?

1, Smoking in undercover areas

2, Swearing in front of ladies

3, Gentlemen not giving up their seat for ladies or older folk

4, Ladies drinking pints

5, Ladies with hairy legs/armpits

I might add more later

[Liam13th]

7. People singing along when the band is playing. I WANT TO HEAR COLDPLAY NOT THE CROWD.

[tinpottery]

Can people stop pooing in the longdrop, it's not nice for us men who have to look at it when we are having a piss.

[tommmy]

Can people stop pooing in the longdrop, it's not nice for us men who have to look at it when we are having a piss.

[StoneCircle]

Can people stop pooing in the longdrop, it's not nice for us men who have to look at it when we are having a piss.

[tommmy]

7, Girls, don't fart in front of me, just don't.