Weirdest / grossest thing youve seen.....

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Probably a Glastonbury myth but I had heard that a girl called Sue fell into the long drops. She was known after this as shitsue.

[Simon1803201]

Couple of years ago I went to take a wee in the urinals after a Pyramid headliner only to find a woman in there. Taking a dump. In the urinals. Grim.

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

Franz Ferdinand. Disgusting.

[Spindles]

Couple of years ago I went to take a wee in the urinals after a Pyramid headliner only to find a woman in there. Taking a dump. In the urinals. Grim.

[bumpy_capers]

I don't mind nudity (free country and that) and thankfully haven't come across any acts of public indecency but it's the turd mountains I've stumbled upon in the portaloos that trouble me. I've seen some that sit at least half a foot proud of the top the seat and have always wondered what sort of scumbag feels the need to hover above a full loo and add more to the top. There was one instance where someone had also puked on top of a heap. I'm guessing it was brought on by the sight of what the found when they opened the door!

[Spindles]

Exhibition turds! Sorry to drag out yet another scatological anecdote, but at Reading in '08 we awoke on Friday morning to find that, just inches from our heads outside the tent someone had laid 2 enormous turds...and by enormous I mean 12 inches long at lease and with a girth that suggested the creator had been buggered as a baby, each identical in every way and laid perfectly parallel to each other. It was at this moment that I remembered that I was at Reading.

A weird conclusion to this story is that that the bloke camped next to me claimed to be Andrew Kerr (I didn't know who he was at the time and only now realise that if he really was this was a bit special) and had cleaned them both away when we returned to the tent around lunchtime. I'm going to do everything I can to see if I can get to meet mr Kerr at one of the signings this year so I can finally set my mind to rest as to whether it really was him or if there is someone out there mad enough to spend an entire weekend pretending to be someone not very famous.

[grumpyhack]

In 99 or 2000 I cant remember which one.Me and my brother were walking along and one of the tractors was driving towards us pulling one of those tanks they use to clean the toilets.It was really busy so people where walking right behind it trying to get through the crowds.The valve on the back of it failed and started to fire sewage out the back of it like a sprinkler covering all the poor people behind it and all the tents that where pitched next to the track.Funny thing was because it was a hot year.Some people who where camped a little bit back from the track thought that the tractor was spraying water on purpose and ran down and started dancing in it.

[grumpyhack]

In 99 or 2000 I cant remember which one.Me and my brother were walking along and one of the tractors was driving towards us pulling one of those tanks they use to clean the toilets.It was really busy so people where walking right behind it trying to get through the crowds.The valve on the back of it failed and started to fire sewage out the back of it like a sprinkler covering all the poor people behind it and all the tents that where pitched next to the track.Funny thing was because it was a hot year.Some people who where camped a little bit back from the track thought that the tractor was spraying water on purpose and ran down and started dancing in it.

[dupes69]

google helped me out with this one

http://www.viceland.com/int/guide_festival_se/htdocs/classic_donts.php

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Ha! I was stood watching this girl at the time and I look round and guess who was beside me chuckling away?

John Peel.

I shit you not.

[she bangs the drums]

Didnt a girl get stuck head first in the long drops after losing her handbag at leeds festival once? Now that would be funny.

[Wackohh]

Back in 2004 I walked past a man, who was obviously under some form of intoxication, offering a bottle of his pi$$ to punters walking past. He was proclaiming that it was healthy with - strawberries, oranges, apples and various other vegetables all freshly filtered!

He did find one person to take a swig of it who then turned round saying it tasted like pi$$. I laughed for a good while! Only at glastonbury!

[robthedude]

Poo Girl

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2621557/Meet-girl-who-got-stuck-in-toilet-at-the-Leeds-Festival.html

[Wooderson]

Me and Nal met a geezer wandering around semi-naked covered from head to toe in blood at 6am round the back of the jax at Jazzworld. He scabbed a smoke off me.

We hope(d) it was his blood. Needless to say he was in bad shape.

[zakmatt]

Saw someone go in one of the portaloos, then all his mates turned it upside down ... He wasn't happy when he emerged ...!!

Also, saw someone standing on the top of the metal frame work of longdrops, one foot either side, no trousers or pants, having a "Superlongdrop" shit ... !!

Strangely this was the same year ...

Edited June 1, 2011 by zakmatt

[Spindles]

Thankfully haven't seen a tipped turdis in a few years, one bit of festival heritage best left to disappear to the annals of history.

[eoinca]

Jesus, tipping a portaloo over with someone in it is one of the lowest things you can do to someone. If one of my mates did it to me I'd never speak to them again.

[Douzeper]

in 99, I was randomly taking photo's, all excited at my first Glasto. Girl was pissing in the hedges and she opened her legs and shouted "want a picture of the golden flow?"

Edited June 1, 2011 by Douzeper