Drunkards

[Dan R]

There's always some people who really need to learn their limit's with their drink

Can sometimes make for entertaining viewing though

Who was the worst that people saw?

For me it was a guy who pissed himself on the spot during Gogol Bordello at Leeds. He then went to take his piss soaked shorts and underwear off and stand bottom half naked for a minute. Then he squatted and tried to take a shit but couldn't quite squeeze one out. So he put his short on again and put his soaked boxers on his face, before swiftly breakdancing and posing to camera's

Man he was in a bad state

[Bradders]

A scouse lass camped next to us. She got out of her tent, crouched down about 10 feet away from her chair and sort of backed into it. Arrived at the chair about 20 seconds later and promptly fell straight off the back of it. She then laid on her back for a while and did a sort of crab thing as her denim hot pants slowly moistened, because of the weird shape she was making it started to trickle down her body too. Then she took her shorts off and passed out.

[choadus]

Saw one bloke sitting duck taped up in the long drop toilets with his head resting against the side. good lols!

[k1n60fthew0rld]

Worst as in worst wost was definitely some dude flat out facing downward being taken away on one of them first aid golf trollies with a sick cup in his hand. Or maybs he was just a faggit. It was afterall only midday on the Sunday

[kempy12]

A friend of mine pooed on the way to the silent disco, then proceed to wipe it with his hand, and suck his fingers clean....and was then sick 6 times in the silent disco cue

Disgusting

[Mamba]

Suddenly I don't think I was that bad!

As a non-camper I woke up at 2am on Friday night at a train station, assumed it was Reading station and that I had missed the last train. Turns out it was Newbury station just 5 mins from my house. I must have caught the train, got off and just gone to sleep on a bench. I was glad of a good lie in on Saturday morning in my own bed, let me tell you.

[Vieuphoria]

I was pretty horrific one night. I was sick, and passed out in the cinema tent. Then was really quite agressive toward some quite nice people only doing their jobs, i feel proper bad now. The security can piss right off though. Did run backstage at one point too... which is not that interesting.

[Budweiser]

Just saw some guy passed out in the mud, which was funny.

I was f**ked on the Thursday standing in Tesco, had done a large amount of weed followed by 6 vodka and cokes in about 1 hours time.

[yellams]

Saw one guy beer funnel 4 strongbow's (he'd probably already had a lot before)

He then went back in his tent for about 30 seconds, then it hit him.

He got up stumbling round, falling into chairs and tents before falling into the swamp next to us and then throwing up in there, and falling in it again.

[Electricityscape]

We were watching this fella outside the arena on... Wednesday i think? Anyway he was staring at the ground for a good 10 minutes by the football pitches then just dropped like literally just dropped. He looked just conked.

[moz4pm]

on the sunday i'd had a lot of bacardi straight at the campsite just before biffy clyro, i remember heading towards the arena for them and i woke up three hours later on a deckchair outside the radio one stage, apparently id been asleep for an hour and also hurt my toe from kicking a barrier and i was wearing a strange coat that i discovered id stolen from one of the stalls

[FiestaDave]

A friend of mine pooed on the way to the silent disco, then proceed to wipe it with his hand, and suck his fingers clean....and was then sick 6 times in the silent disco cue

Disgusting

[rexclark]

Some guy lying on the ground then he was sick, he was ok though.

I was sick after a wee bit too much hot sticky cider.

[Bradders]

I also saw a guy on all fours for about 2 hours, throwing up several times. This doesn't sound remarkable, but it was at about 2pm Wednesday...

[Electricityscape]

Anyone see the chap tied up in the bin with a gas mask on his face. Not sure if he was wasted or it was just a prank, but he wasn't moving?

[some dude]

in yellow, the path to the main arena, must have been mid-day ish friday/saturday at reading, He was face down in the mud surround by two policeman.

The best bit was he had a police hat on........

running joke was he was actually a copper who had had too much......haha

[therefused]

i got completely pised in the pub about 2 minutes from the reading entrance. some hilarious guys in there trying to charge people to go to the toilet. i can remember walking through red camp shouting 'green army', and my mates abandoning me because they were so pissed off. wasnt sick though, and felt fine in the morning, so its all good.

[Keva]

We played a drinking game on the Sunday morning while watching Zombie Land. Everytime a zombie died, we downed a mouthfull of red wine. Needless to say, I got absolutly wasted and had to be carried back to my tent. Then I started moaning in my sleep at about 4am which got the CAT's attention. After calling them every single word under the sun, I got taken away on a stretcher to the medical tent. I woke up a few hours later (still pretty drunk mind you) and got told that they were afraid I had taken something (which is fair I guess). I then stumbled back to my tent, opened the zip and just collapsed in.

Not the most interesting of story's, but it has a lesson which I learned. DON'T DRINK RED WINE AND WATCH ZOMBIELAND!!!!

[Hota]

my mate had a go at me for being sick on his tent

get me

[Huwbacca]

Two of my friends had passed out for 8 hours on Sunday night, I had to put them into recovery positions to ensure they weren't drowning in their own vomit, bloody fools

[Bradders]

Not this year but in 2008 there were guys going round Red in Leeds with a garden gnome shouting 'neck the gnome'. The rule was you down in then fill it up with as much of your random alcohol as you can. My mate downed it at 4pm Wednesday, went from sober to completely smashed in about 10 minutes and then slept until Friday morning. Impressive.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Bloke at Guns N Roses (Leeds)

It was pitch black over the left side of the main stage and there was this 40 to 45 year old bloke off his trolley. One minute he was properly head-banging to Welcome to the Jungle, smoking his fag. Axl decides to play something new from Chinese Democracy and the guy passes out on the floor. We turn around to look down and he's still smoking his fag even though he's passed out. The fag dies out and he's still on the floor. Live and Let Die comes on and the guy gets back up and does the exact same thing again.

After Live and Let Die, the guy vanished into the crowd and we never saw him again. That was probably the worst I saw, although there was this girl coming out of the arena after Arcade Fire who was walking into everybody and starting fights, fell over, started some more fights, fell over and then tried to get onto the ferris wheel.

[tori1607]

A friend of mine pooed on the way to the silent disco, then proceed to wipe it with his hand, and suck his fingers clean....and was then sick 6 times in the silent disco cue

Disgusting

[kempy12]

this cannot be true, or at least i hope it's not!

[rossg123]

I can't remember much of Sunday, so I could be any of these hahaha. I remember going into the arena Sunday morning, a bit drunk from the night before, buying more drink, then I sortof remember being pulled out of the crowd before Delphic for no reason? (must've been a reason) and my mind is blank from when I was lifted over the barrier to waking up 4am Monday in my tent. O_O What a waster.