Glastonbury festival

[Catford_Chris]

Listen bro, I'm just an honest, hard working breh, struggling to make an honest dime against all odds.

Sue me.

[18Alex18]

Listen bro, I'm just an honest, hard working breh, struggling to make an honest dime against all odds.

Sue me.

[Tugger2k]

Listen bro, I'm just an honest, hard working breh, struggling to make an honest dime against all odds.

Sue me.

[Staberinde]

_{*sounds of base dub dub in background*}

'am a geezer

me girlfreinds teressa

am slow at english

am slow at math

gotta go to extra learning class

teressa has no class

am learning

am learning

maths english

working class

working class

'am working class

Oh dear, I may as well send back my ticket now.

No Working Class at Glastonbury

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Listen bro, I'm just an honest, hard working breh, struggling to make an honest dime against all odds.

Sue me.

[Katster]

Shock horror I agree slightly with the original poster. I think a lot of the so called laid back hippies who attend Glastonbury have as much gripe with people not like themselves as pretty much everyone else.

It's human nature and it sucks.

[Langdale Wolf]

Shock horror I agree slightly with the original poster. I think a lot of the so called laid back hippies who attend Glastonbury have as much gripe with people not like themselves as pretty much everyone else.

It's human nature and it sucks.

[cran]

I thought we lived in a classless society now...

Certainly don't live in a twatless one!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

You're shit at rhyming, Kat.

[vespa]

and what will I get from that. Your collection of gold rings from Argos

[18Alex18]

He likes to rhyme

Tryin' to earn a dime

He's Catford Chris

And he's doing time

He was born to rap

Born to spit

Born to use his mouth

On Rex's dick

Tex Mex Sex

With a burrito on the side

Working class man

On a middle class ride

But he knows something

That we'll never know

He's a member of a group

Persecuted at Glasto

To reference my material.

Casual sex on a tex mex flex

Covered mans in chilli, geezers name was Rex

Edited April 20, 2010 by 18Alex18

[Catford_Chris]

In this thread comes the gorgeous hot Kat

And her opinion well it's certainly not shat

And in beach tennis,

the capital B is in bat

And opposed to Dennis Pennis,

A Scousers tea is a rat

[Langdale Wolf]

In this thread comes the gorgeous hot Kat

And her opinion well it's certainly not shat

And in beach tennis,

the capital B is in bat

And opposed to Dennis Pennis,

A Scousers tea is a rat

[The Nal]

Maybe if you try hide your working classness? Get a top hat and a cane or something? Pretend to be pro hunting? Otherwise go back to your thieving ways or relax in whatever foul tenement you eke out your existence in.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I hope mr Eavis reads these boards. Then he'll realise he should probably cancel Shakira to protect her from a showering of bollock yoghurt, but has a real poet on hand to replace her. I'm sure there'll be no danger of you being covered in sex wee.

[st00ka]

Working class? Does that mean you are typing your poetry from some dreary office like the majority of us on this forum?

[tommmy]

"I'm in the streets,

I'm in the gutter

It's years since I had bread and butter....."

[A Man]

Oh Catford Chris,

Your rhymes is bliss

Gotta let this flid

Open the Pyramid

Come on Mr Eavis

Please give him a go

You can afford his fee

It's only one burrito.

[LondonTom]

Working class? Does that mean you are typing your poetry from some dreary office like the majority of us on this forum?

[Catford_Chris]

The humming strain of a lairy snitch

The running main of a hairy bitch

Saggy tits, old and butters

Raggy bits, cold ass nutters

And the bad guys run in, that man's run on

And the pussyclut Robin shrieks "Batman! Come on!"

Midgets, dwarves, elves and massive peeps

Widgets, whores, twelves and passive leaps

And while Tom Hanks-E only stars in sad flicks

The artist called Banksy stairs afar at bad pricks

[robith]

There's a big sign as you come in "No dole scum" - I smother myself in humous and ask for a plastic bottle to decant my chablis into at the gates to throw them off the scent.

Also: all of south London is f**king horrible. Sorry. It just is

[Catford_Chris]

There's a big sign as you come in "No dole scum" - I smother myself in humous and ask for a plastic bottle to decant my chablis into at the gates to throw them off the scent.

Also: all of south London is f**king horrible. Sorry. It just is

[jedpan]

Just got this off wiki. In context of current climate perhaps this post should be regarded as imflammatory.

"Today, certain elements of Cockney English are declining in usage within the area it is most associated with, displaced by a Jamaican Creole-influenced variety popular among young Londoners (sometimes referred to as "Jafaican"), particularly, though far from exclusively, those of Afro-Caribbean descent.[citation needed] Nevertheless, the glottal stop, double negatives, and the vocalization of the dark L (and other features of Cockney speech), along with some rhyming slang terms are still in common usage. As cockneys have moved out of London, they have often taken their dialect with them. There may actually be more speakers of the Cockney dialect in Dagenham than in Whitechapel, even though the former is not in the traditional Cockney area. However despite the fact that the Jafaican accent is becoming ever more prominent and spreading among white middle class youngsters as well as ethnic minorities, some white working class teenagers, especially in inner London still retain the cockney accent and as of the late 2000s it can be seen that the cockney accent in inner London is undergoing a revival among the white working class."

[hughesey2]

This whole thread is hillarious!!! Bollock yoghurt!!!

[st00ka]

There's a big sign as you come in "No dole scum" - I smother myself in humous and ask for a plastic bottle to decant my chablis into at the gates to throw them off the scent.