This is a Crisis

[Madmark]

If you dont go you will only be gutted and pissed off watching shit highlights on tv.

[Langdale Wolf]

self confirmations are not concrete facts i can hit her with

but i get the sentiment

[JodiB]

self confirmations are not concrete facts i can hit her with

but i get the sentiment

[sifi]

If you dont go you will only be gutted and pissed off watching shit highlights on tv.

Edited March 25, 2010 by sifimaster

[Langdale Wolf]

I've seen it happen. The boundless joy that once inspired a nurturing of a pure love slowly corrupted in the lead-up to the festival, then stretched to the point of breaking during the festival itself, it's form becoming mishapen and unatural with every passing band on the BBC red button before it finally changes something wrong and evil as you leave Hyde Park and head to the underground station instead of walking up to the stone circle. This pain and suffering which will hang around the pair of you festering and shape your relationship forevermore as being defined as the time when you were denied Glastonbury festival by her, this creature you once loved, but now resent as an abomination of your liberties and your joy, ultimately seeing you both empty and loveless and damned.

Ask her if it's really worth throwing that dice?

[Madmark]

I've seen it happen. The boundless joy that once inspired a nurturing of a pure love slowly corrupted in the lead-up to the festival, then stretched to the point of breaking during the festival itself, it's form becoming mishapen and unatural with every passing band on the BBC red button before it finally changes something wrong and evil as you leave Hyde Park and head to the underground station instead of walking up to the stone circle. This pain and suffering which will hang around the pair of you festering and shape your relationship forevermore as being defined as the time when you were denied Glastonbury festival by her, this creature you once loved, but now resent as an abomination of your liberties and your joy, ultimately seeing you both empty and loveless and damned.

Ask her if it's really worth throwing that dice?

[Wooderson]

His Bobness couldn't have written anything better than this.

[russycarps]

I've seen it happen. The boundless joy that once inspired a nurturing of a pure love slowly corrupted in the lead-up to the festival, then stretched to the point of breaking during the festival itself, it's form becoming mishapen and unatural with every passing band on the BBC red button before it finally changes something wrong and evil as you leave Hyde Park and head to the underground station instead of walking up to the stone circle. This pain and suffering which will hang around the pair of you festering and shape your relationship forevermore as being defined as the time when you were denied Glastonbury festival by her, this creature you once loved, but now resent as an abomination of your liberties and your joy, ultimately seeing you both empty and loveless and damned.

Ask her if it's really worth throwing that dice?

[Wooderson]

...and if after that she still says no, punch her on the nose then shit up her c unt

[Langdale Wolf]

Bob's next album is gonna be called "Stab Wound in a Gorilla's Back".

The whole epoch will become known as "The Gorilla's Back Years".

[The Nal]

My old man missed the Stones in Slane in 82 because "Your uncle decided to have your cousins Christening on that day". 28 years later and the old man is still gutted. He was going on about it last Sunday, again. Consider that.

You're really going to miss me shouting "pack it in you c**t" at Stevie Wonder when he starts playing I Just Called to Say I Love You?

[brfcstar]

How about you give me your HRC tickets and tell her you couldnt get free ones this year

[Tugger2k]

My old man missed the Stones in Slane in 82 because "Your uncle decided to have your cousins Christening on that day". 28 years later and the old man is still gutted. He was going on about it last Sunday, again. Consider that.

You're really going to miss me shouting "pack it in you c**t" at Stevie Wonder when he starts playing I Just Called to Say I Love You?

[In transit]

...and if after that she still says no, punch her on the nose then shit up her c unt

[Wooderson]

Tuggsiñho. My two cents.

If your ladyfriend wants you to miss Glasto this year its clearly for the right reasons.

And if you show her how boss you are by saying yes then she's gonna be keeping that mallard of yours wet for the rest of the year. You'll be down to salt bruv.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Birds always take priority squire. You don't need a shower of work shy hippies / Russy to tell you this.

[Wooderson]

You're really going to miss me shouting "pack it in you c**t" at Stevie Wonder when he starts playing I Just Called to Say I Love You?

[russycarps]

I think the lesson from your last post and this one is, 'quit while you're ahead'.

[Tugger2k]

Tuggsiñho. My two cents.

If your ladyfriend wants you to miss Glasto this year its clearly for the right reasons.

And if you show her how boss you are by saying yes then she's gonna be keeping that mallard of yours wet for the rest of the year. You'll be down to salt bruv.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Birds always take priority squire. You don't need a shower of work shy hippies / Russy to tell you this.

[Pinhead]

I'd planned last year and the year before as my last.

This year I've been strong and stuck to my guns.

I love it too but I'm done with it also, there's a whole big wide world out there!

[In transit]

do me a favour, never ever try and engage me in conversation again.

Cheers

[LondonTom]

Aisde from the funnies, just show hers whose boss but from the shadows, what you need to do is convince her it her idea to go Glastonbury and that its your idea to go HRC, this is just using the knowledge women always think they are right. Keep putting it til after the may resale date, then when she says we can't do anything with the tickets now make out you want to go to HRC! This way you get brownie points for going where you want!

[jamiejc]

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Edited March 25, 2010 by jamiejc

[Tugger2k]

...and if after that she still says no, punch her on the nose then shit up her c unt

[bigjontour]

Hahahahahha this thread totally sums up why I love efests!!!

Tears rolling down my face :-) some truely legendary posts

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.