Can we play the "I wish" game again from 2008 or 2009 (can't remember)

[Jack Attack]

The monorail is real!!! You take a ride on the monorail but it breaks down and leaves you stranded for whole whole festival.

I wish i could meet the man of my dreams at Glastonbury

[StoneCircle]

I wish to meet some of you folks at Glasto and generally have a great time (what can go wrong with that? )

[Phil-itfc]

You do at the Cider Bus meet, you suddenly become allergic to cider and projectile vomit over fellow forumers, we all know who you are as you are wearing a badge!

I wish Glastonbury 2010 is the best ever for everyone!

[Nyika]

But if glasto 10 was the best ever for everyone then people on here wouldn't be able to moan about the glory days of 2000. and ultimately people not having something to moan at makes them explode (thats a real fact you know)

i wish slayer will open the Pyramid on Friday!

[Jack Attack]

They do so but live up to their name and slay the audience, including you.

I wish I had a winged rucksack

[grumpyhack]

It is winged, but only in the way that pantyliners have "wings"

I wish that no-one has to suffer any form of tiredness.

[MrZigster]

You get back to your already set up trailer tent after the best day you have ever had at Glastonbury, ever, to find it squatted by a huge gang of the worst type of people you can think of.

I wish that there are no nasty, huge decision to make type thing, band clashes for 2010

[MJMilz14]

You get back to your already set up trailer tent after the best day you have ever had at Glastonbury, ever, to find it squatted by a huge gang of the worst type of people you can think of.

I wish that there are no nasty, huge decision to make type thing, band clashes for 2010

[plaskins]

You'l be having an easy Glasto with no worrys about clashes... Jedward are the only act playing all weekend.

[Derby_Dave]

You'l be having an easy Glasto with no worrys about clashes... Jedward are the only act playing all weekend.

I wish I had a ticket to this years festival.

[Steve P]

You have your ticket but unfortunately it arrives only a day before the festival and it has John Prescott's photo on it instead.

I wish I will find Lily Allen in my tent and horny as hell!!

[Jack Attack]

I wish that I wouldn't wake up at 5 am every morning needing to pee.

[Funkyfairy!]

You wake up at 5am and don't need a pee!!! This is because you've pee'd yourself during the night.

I wish that June would get here sooner.

[Felna]

June does get here so quickly at the speed of a bullet train - so quick that you miss it, wake up and it's all over

I wish that this year I find the hidden corners of Glastonbury that everyone talks about, and I get time to explore, and the courage to go to the efest cider meet

[Filthy]

You find the hidden corners of glastonbury, but they're so well hidden you can't find your way back to the main site - and miss the rest of the festival.

I wish I could instantly teleport between stages/venues and not have to walk for miles.

[abu hamster]

You smoke all the grass in the field and are completly stoned cold out of it for the whole festival!

I wish all the toilets wer perfectly cleaned and there was a hot bath in each one waiting for me! :-)

[Noelsguitar]

I wish Daft Punk play opposite U2 on the other stage

[Felna]

Daft Punk do play opposite U2 on the pther stage, however, they perform and U2 tribute set.

I wish i never had to go to for a wee the whole weekend.

[pie_and_a_pint]

You don't, but instead you get to lug a bin-bag sized collostomy bag round the site instead, which bursts on Sunday night...

I wish I could have someone following me round with a personal supply of chilled Brothers Cider whenever I want.

[ilovelanegan]

You can have someone following you round with a personal supply of chilled Brothers Cider wherever you want, but that person is your old geography teacher from school.

I wish I could have a Manic Organic breakfast special and a nice cup of tea brought to me in my tent every morning.

[18Alex18]

You can have someone following you round with a personal supply of chilled Brothers Cider wherever you want, but that person is your old geography teacher from school.

I wish I could have a Manic Organic breakfast special and a nice cup of tea brought to me in my tent every morning.

Edited February 23, 2010 by 18Alex18

[Felna]

Your 'Manic Organic' breakfast special involves a crazed hippy slapping you about the face with a selection of fruit and veg and finally pouring the delicious, steaming cup of tea (with organic milk of course) over your head.

I wish my whole group could have perfect phone reception and batteries that lasts the whole festival so I could go off without fear of losing everyone for the whole day.

[18Alex18]

Your tent stays at 18˚ the whole time, unfortunately someone made an error - so it stays at 18˚F instead and you spend the weekend suffering from neumonia.

Try again;

I wish that it didn't take 15 hours to get from my front door in Leicestershire to the Festival. Instead, it takes the 3 hours that it should do and I spend all of wednesday doing the exploring I missed out on last year.

Edited February 23, 2010 by 18Alex18

[youngatheart]

It will only take three hours from your door to the festival but when you get there you realise you've forgotten your ticket.

i wish the festival decided to give us next years tickets on the way out ....

[biigsybmx]

It will only take three hours from your door to the festival but when you get there you realise you've forgotten your ticket.

i wish the festival decided to give us next years tickets on the way out ....