jedward for glastonbury

[jamseyboy]

This thread is like a floater in the log drops.......it never sinks to the bottom.

And if you think about it Jedward themselves are like floaters.....except less attractive.

[Pinhead]

Honestly - can we stop going on about useless twats like Jedward?

They are not musicians. Music is a form of expression. They don't write their own songs, the songs they choose to perform (I refuse to use the word sing here) are f**king pointless other than a cynical attempt to get people to phone a premium rate number to hand more cash over to those who really don't need or deserve it. It's got nothing to do with expression or art whatsoever.

You end up with two groups of people here - the gullible ones who think that they're the best thing since sliced bread and those who love them thinking it's "ironic", but either way, both buy the t-shirts and the one single and album these acts invaraiably manage before being dropped thinking it's funny and/or clever to support useless, talentless, worthless corporate nobodies such as them.

They quite probably don't give a f**k what they're doing or what song they're singing, all that happens is that your Simon Cowells of the world become f**king rich off fleecing people for complete and utterly meaningless shit.

Please, for f**ks sakes, find someone worthy of support and invest your time or money on them, Jedward aren't clever, funny and have no place near somewhere such as a music festival.

[jeffie]

FLUSH!!!!!!

[Conrax]

Put them in the Circus tent and get them to jump through hoops or something, i'll go watch that.

[jamseyboy]

Put them in the Circus tent and get them to jump through hoops or something, i'll go watch that.

[rexclark]

They could get together with The Cheeky girls and be the new Abba.

[jamseyboy]

They could get together with The Cheeky girls and be the new Abba.

[allantrotter]

worst thread ever

[abu hamster]

How far in advance are you gonna start stockpiling your poo? I wouldnt want to run out thats nearly as bad as going to see them without poo.

[jeffie]

How far in advance are you gonna start stockpiling your poo? I wouldnt want to run out thats nearly as bad as going to see them without poo.

[Alzeefest]

Ha imagine being off your head watching John & Edward that would be surreal!!!!

Edited November 30, 2009 by Alzeefest

[Ed209]

Shit sorry guys, tripped over this thread by accident.

Back to the top it goes

[bulb]

Oh god

They swore.

On the TOY SHOW.

Proves that they are eejits and only the air blows in through their ears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlAX4I-erQU

[spliffboy]

I think this is a brillant idea - then we'll all know what to do with the bottles of p*ss we accrue because we can't be arsed leaving our tents to go to the loo at night!

Simples!

[FunkyDenz]

I'm seriously thinking of going to see JEdward when they play Nottingham in two weeks time.

(Coz one of the doormen will prob let me smuggle in rotten tomatoes)

[jeffie]

You're all scary feckers....

BOING!!!!!!

Edited November 30, 2009 by jeffie

[shiveringsky]

In my honest and unbiased opinion, as someone with a sense of humour fully in tact, I will spontaneously vomit in the direction of anyone who uses the nomenclature 'Jedward' in my presence. Ever.

Just an opinion, kids. I have the same reaction to polystyrene.

Edited November 30, 2009 by shiveringsky

[Josie's Cat]

If they played, my 7 year old daughter would explode with happiness, she absolutely loves them. You lot all going on about throwing piss and tomatoes at them - grow up!

If you hate them, then just ignore them - to go to the bother of chucking things at them shows you care FAR too much.

I think it would be a good booking; I'd see them over U2, they'd be more fun than hypocritical Bono that's for sure.

[dan05delaney]

tbh i probably would go and see the hyperactive irish Twits Twins

i would probably have to of had far to much to drink, but it could be fun

[jeffie]

If they played, my 7 year old daughter would explode with happiness, she absolutely loves them. You lot all going on about throwing piss and tomatoes at them - grow up!

If you hate them, then just ignore them - to go to the bother of chucking things at them shows you care FAR too much.

I think it would be a good booking; I'd see them over U2, they'd be more fun than hypocritical Bono that's for sure.

[sifi]

If they played, my 7 year old daughter would explode with happiness, she absolutely loves them. You lot all going on about throwing piss and tomatoes at them - grow up!

[Josie's Cat]

yep that could deffo work - Bodger and Badger then the Twins!

[sifi]

I read somewhere that they are considering kid's television work as a career once the X-Factor thing is over. Seems like a fit.

There is something of the Chuckle Brothers about them too.

Edited November 30, 2009 by sifimaster

[jeffie]

yep that could deffo work - Bodger and Badger then the Twins!

[FunkyDenz]

You lot all going on about throwing piss and tomatoes at them - grow up!

If you hate them, then just ignore them - to go to the bother of chucking things at them shows you care FAR too much.