singles thread

[sadwitch]

Living life on the edge of society? Take a banjo with you

[luckysalt]

everyone seems to have had a great weeekend, i did too, no sex mind, but april has been full of great weekends so far, saw Portishead tonight, Villa won, and ... we shall see on the other

[brighteyes]

Thought I wasn't allowed a banjo!

[xxclf]

no...i didn't have sex with you but someone else did.... ...that's not successful, hehe.

only joking chicken...

...um, well done.

[ralph250]

Aw babes! You make me feel guilty haha don't worry I feel like a failure for not saying no.

[Cultseeker]

I had some bird tell me I looked like Johnny Depp but that she didn't want any action from me because I had long hair. She ended up trying it on with my fat speccy mate instead. People are weird. Especially girls.

[minute5072]

well done xxclf! any holes a.....no, wait....doesnt work in this situation congrats on it anyway

im edging closer towards being off the list. ive pretty much made my decision now...

[RABun]

I had some bird tell me I looked like Johnny Depp but that she didn't want any action from me because I had long hair. She ended up trying it on with my fat speccy mate instead. People are weird. Especially girls.

[sifi]

Sambuca is a poor man's Pernod.

Edited April 14, 2008 by sifimaster

[brighteyes]

No it isn't. It's a poor man's strega.

[Katster]

Katser is a babe! (this'll get so many plus ones)

[sifi]

Never had Strega. I'm not very well educated in Italian liqueurs, although I love Galliano.

[brighteyes]

Really? Filthy stuff. I hate Amaretto too.

Amaro, on the other hand - lovely. Especially Averna or Brauli.

[Katster]

Amaretto is nice but too sweet really. It's nice mixed with vodka and coke. Anything sweet is nice mixed with vodka though, I like having a shot of vodka in Kopperberg cider, that's nice. Sends you a bit loopy though

[Lithium05]

It didn't get any!!! Looks like you're on your own there

Thanks though

[Katster]

I would've chucked in a +1 but I'm still recovering from that photo

[Lithium05]

I'm still in no hurry anyway, I really like being on my own, now I've got used to the idea.

[Cultseeker]

What a nice way to describe your friend. Do you have many?

Edited April 14, 2008 by Cultseeker

[Katster]

Exactly!

Incidently, I was out yesterday and saw someone I hadn't seen in a while, and he's one of the "dependent on relationships" people, and he couldn't get his head around the idea that I was happy despite due to being single

[Cultseeker]

Its because girls have fragile esteem so she thought you might have too so was letting you know she wasn't interested but not because she thinks your ugly lol. this is so you don't feel rejected and broken

Edited April 14, 2008 by Cultseeker

[sifi]

Is showing compassion and care for other people wierd?

I can't help think that your sharp analytical skills aren't up to speed on a Monday morning.

"Girls are wierd" indeed.

Edited April 14, 2008 by sifimaster

[Cultseeker]

Is showing compassion and care for other people wierd?

I can't help think that your sharp analytical skills aren't up to speed on a Monday morning.

"Girls are wierd" indeed.

Edited April 14, 2008 by Cultseeker

[RABun]

And I think your sense of irony has given way to sanctimony once again.

There was no need for compassion and care. I'm a big lad and I wasn't even interested. The girl boiled. Probably why she liked fat speccy guys. I just like calling girls weird.

[sifi]

And I think your sense of irony has given way to sanctimony once again.

There was no need for compassion and care. I'm a big lad and I wasn't even interested. The girl boiled. Probably why she liked fat speccy guys. I just like calling girls weird.

[sadwitch]

I was talking to my mum yesterday about how difficult it is to find people I like, who have similar interests to me, who aren't 20 years old young, etc etc. We agreed that they could possibly be found at festivals but since I'm not looking my best after lots of booze and no showers, they would be difficult to attract!!

My mum very kindly (or motherly) said though, that if someone did take a liking to me at a festival, what a nice surprise they'd get once I got home and showered and sobered up a bit

I'm still in no hurry anyway, I really like being on my own, now I've got used to the idea.