WWE

[Uncle Liam]

So I watched the TNA main event this morning. I'll watch the rest of the show later as apparently the opening match is really good (although the usual criticism from me that its a spot fest of which none of any of it means a damn thing will apply). But f**k me if that main event wasnt the shittiest main event i've seen in years. Everything I've said about Matt Morgan was true here. The fans didnt give two f**ks about this match. You know what this match was? This match was a triple threat wrestling equivalent of Anderson Silva v Thales Leites. People in the ring not doing very much, with no one in the ring caring, and one person (Morgan/Leites) totally out of thier depth.

[Uncle Liam]

Future hosts of Raw:

Bob Barker, Al Sharpton, Floyd Mayweather, Nancy O'Dell, LeBron James, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis & Kelly, Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson, Serena Williams and Ashton Kutcher.

Al Sharpton= MONEY.

MC Hammer= Money (but less of it)

Everyone else= NO BUYS

I simply have these two words: CARLTON BANKS

[rossmac1987]

Carlton would be good, but how about Dog The Bounty Hunter and his crew hosting raw.

I think that would be awesome.

Also Danny DeVito is on a show called It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, this is one of the funniest programmes i have ever seen. So get the cast of that would be superb.

[Uncle Liam]

Freddie Prinze Jr came out and no one cared. Joy, he's telling us about how much of a fan he is. Tonight is about teh fans and what they want. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This is going to be hilarious. "going to start Summerslam, right here, right now!" By defending both the DIVAS and US titles. What a joke. Two meaningless titles.

Here comes what I presume is Santino. This is something to do with some film he made. This is NO BUYS. And it is Santino. Surprise. Coming out to be in one of his movies. Like i said, this is NO BUYS. Oh god. What the f**k does this have to do with Wrestling. This writing is horrible. Can the wrestlers not go on strike? No one in the crowd gives two f**ks about this. This is the worst segment ever. Well, outside Impact. This is f**king excruciating. Cole and Lawler have that fake laugh on. The crowd silence is amazing. The main event is going to be "so sick." I'll bet. Here comes Randy, looking annoyed. He's not the only one. Remember when Randy Orton punted Vince McMahon in the head so hard? And now this shit. You know, I cant be arsed with this shite. I'm going to bed.

just before i go, Orton did some move that wasnt the RKO on Prinze. Crowd reaction? Silence, apart from those who chanted "RKO! RKO!"

Edited August 18, 2009 by Uncle Liam

[Uncle Liam]

And in other news, Don West has been sacked by TNA. This week are his last tapings. Taz and Mike Tenay will be commentating in future.

[Lithium05]

Future hosts of Raw:

Bob Barker, Al Sharpton, Floyd Mayweather, Nancy O'Dell, LeBron James, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis & Kelly, Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson, Serena Williams and Ashton Kutcher.

Al Sharpton= MONEY.

MC Hammer= Money (but less of it)

Everyone else= NO BUYS

I simply have these two words: CARLTON BANKS

[luckysalt]

So I watched the TNA main event this morning. I'll watch the rest of the show later as apparently the opening match is really good (although the usual criticism from me that its a spot fest of which none of any of it means a damn thing will apply). But f**k me if that main event wasnt the shittiest main event i've seen in years. Everything I've said about Matt Morgan was true here. The fans didnt give two f**ks about this match. You know what this match was? This match was a triple threat wrestling equivalent of Anderson Silva v Thales Leites. People in the ring not doing very much, with no one in the ring caring, and one person (Morgan/Leites) totally out of thier depth.

[luckysalt]

Oh and by the way, I thought Hard Justice card was craop but at least its just a filler PPV

But Summerslam on the other hand is meant to be the 2nd biggest PPV of the year and my god I think it the WORST summerslam card Ive ever seen since it begin, its shockingly poor.

Theres one good match - the TLC match, the rest looks horrible, Khali v Kane? come on!

[Halcyon]

Watched Raw last night.

Well... I say 'watched'; ended up fast forwarding through most of it. What a load of rubbish.

Smackdown, on the other hand, was great again.

[Lithium05]

Raw did feature the most random cameo I've ever seen during the falls count anywhere match between *sigh* Chavo and Hornswaggle. For anyone who missed it, if I say Chavo opened a door and got hit by a tin of paint on a string and if I were to leave it to your imagination, who would you say was behind it? The obvious answer is the right one, even though it sounds ridiculous to say out loud (or even write it down!)

Edited August 19, 2009 by Lithium05

[Halcyon]

Raw did feature the most random cameo I've ever seen during the falls count anywhere match between *sigh* Chavo and Hornswaggle. For anyone who missed it, if I say Chavo opened a door and got hit by a tin of paint on a string and if I were to leave it to your imagination, who would you say was behind it? The obvious answer is the right one, even though it sounds ridiculous to say out loud (or even write it down!)

[Leprekorn]

So would you if you'd been in a cupboard for that long, sniffing paint.

[Lithium05]

So would you if you'd been in a cupboard for that long, sniffing paint.

[The Nal]

So when are DX back?

[Leprekorn]

They returned proper on the last Raw

[ampersand]

So when are DX back?

[Diamond Solitaire]

Raw was painful again, don't know why I waste two hours every week watching (well not quite two hours I fast forward through a lot of it).

Quite looking forward to seeing the X Division match from Hard Justice tonight, as for the rest of the show I don't think I'll bother.

[Halcyon]

so then... AJ Styles retires on this week's Impact.

...and then promptly comes back next week. SWERVE~!

Edited August 19, 2009 by Halcyon

[Lithium05]

theyll never be back without road dogg, billy gunn, chyna and xpac

Edited August 19, 2009 by Lithium05

[Gre]

So would you if you'd been in a cupboard for that long, sniffing paint.

[luckysalt]

Wow not a single post about Summerslam

TLC was good as well!

Just about to watch Raw

[Lithium05]

Watching Raw now. Pretty watchable so far, though Vince's birthday shouldn't have gone on so long, they should've stopped after DX's video tribute... how many more times are they going to use that footage of vince singing?!

[luckysalt]

Gave up on Raw and read the results, was a decent show of what I saw, Floyd is always a huge draw

I agree the birthday segment went WAY long, but nothing is as bad as a Chavo v Hornswoggle fued which is never ending

check this out

http://wrestling-trivia.ugo.com/view/all

trivia questions on Undertaker, Shawn Michales etc, just gunna have a go

[ampersand]

with regards to dx, does anyone else think that hhh and comedy dont mix?

it was like when they made rock bad later in his career. dont think that worked either. once he was a good guy, i think that should have been it.

[luckysalt]

GOT 8/10 ON UNDERTAKER

7/10 SHAWN MICHALES

9/10 deceased wrestlers

some of the questions are just stupid

Edited August 25, 2009 by luckysalt