2027 Stage Predictions

[Ben7amin_]

17 hours ago, archiegow said:

Rumours starting of Sam Smith headlining the Other next year? Considering that the consensus seems to be Sam/Hazza/Madonna as headliners, would they be countering Fender maybe?

 

Ooof that would be a whole chunk pop music!  -  If its those 4 then im speculating  the other 2 Other Stage Headliners will definitely be a Dance and a Rap

Edited July 24 by Ben7amin_

[northernangel]

56 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Ooof that would be a whole chunk pop music!  -  If its those 4 then im speculating  the other 2 Other Stage Headliners will definitely be a Dance and a Rap

Well Pheobe Bridgers is one apparently unless it was a duff piece of information.

[Ben7amin_]

18 hours ago, northernangel said:

Well Pheobe Bridgers is one apparently unless it was a duff piece of information.

 

Think that was more in the wishfull thinking category 

[archiegow]

Post-Mercury Prize announcement fun (still have Madonna in until proven otherwise):

 

Friday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Kasabian, Lily Allen, Jessie Ware, Bloc Party, SIENNA SPIRO

Other - Sam Smith, Tate McRae, EsDeeKid, Interpol, Role Model, Maisie Peters

West Holts - Cypress Hill, De La Soul, FLO, Vince Staples, Sudan Archives, Brooke Combe

Woodsies - Nia Archives, CHVRCHES, Brandon Flowers, The Cribs, MUNA, Wasia Project, Die Spitz

The Park - Ethel Cain, Mac DeMarco, Westside Cowboy, Dry Cleaning, Genesis Owusu, Lime Garden, PIGEON

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Jack White, TBA (Florence + The Machine), The Last Dinner Party, Billy Ocean

Other - Bicep, sombr, Addison Rae, Baby Keem, Cage the Elephant, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Clipse, Steve Lacy, Angine de Poitrine, Kojey Radical, Rose Gray, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - Mitski, DEVO, Lizzy McAlpine, Slayyyter, The Snuts, underscores, South Arcade

The Park - Alabama Shakes, TOMORA, Yard Act, The Big Moon, Knats, Gurriers, Labi Siffre

Sunday:

Pyramid - Madonna, Rosalia, Jamiroquai, Robbie Williams, Ellie Goulding, Laufey

Other - Phoebe Bridgers, Geese, Bastille, Suede, Wunderhorse, Florence Road

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Arlo Parks, Jim Legxacy, Syd, Misty in Roots, Jill Scott

Woodsies - Beck, Hayley Williams, Rachel Chinouriri, Feeder, Getdown Services, Brogeal

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Death Cab for Cutie, Keo, Mike D, Dove Ellis, Cliffords
 

[Ben7amin_]

5 minutes ago, archiegow said:

Post-Mercury Prize announcement fun (still have Madonna in until proven otherwise):

 

Friday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Kasabian, Lily Allen, Jessie Ware, Bloc Party, SIENNA SPIRO

Other - Sam Smith, Tate McRae, EsDeeKid, Interpol, Role Model, Maisie Peters

West Holts - Cypress Hill, De La Soul, FLO, Vince Staples, Sudan Archives, Brooke Combe

Woodsies - Nia Archives, CHVRCHES, Brandon Flowers, The Cribs, MUNA, Wasia Project, Die Spitz

The Park - Ethel Cain, Mac DeMarco, Westside Cowboy, Dry Cleaning, Genesis Owusu, Lime Garden, PIGEON

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Jack White, TBA (Florence + The Machine), The Last Dinner Party, Billy Ocean

Other - Bicep, sombr, Addison Rae, Baby Keem, Cage the Elephant, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Clipse, Steve Lacy, Angine de Poitrine, Kojey Radical, Rose Gray, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - Mitski, DEVO, Lizzy McAlpine, Slayyyter, The Snuts, underscores, South Arcade

The Park - Alabama Shakes, TOMORA, Yard Act, The Big Moon, Knats, Gurriers, Labi Siffre

Sunday:

Pyramid - Madonna, Rosalia, Jamiroquai, Robbie Williams, Ellie Goulding, Laufey

Other - Phoebe Bridgers, Geese, Bastille, Suede, Wunderhorse, Florence Road

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Arlo Parks, Jim Legxacy, Syd, Misty in Roots, Jill Scott

Woodsies - Beck, Hayley Williams, Rachel Chinouriri, Feeder, Getdown Services, Brogeal

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Death Cab for Cutie, Keo, Mike D, Dove Ellis, Cliffords
 

 

Thats a lot of solo acts

[archiegow]

5 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Thats a lot of solo acts

Yeah there are quite a few bands that I wanted to put in but didn't know where to put them or who to replace (Foals, IDLES, Nothing But Thieves, The Royston Club, Gang of Youths, The War on Drugs, Modest Mouse etc.)

[Ben7amin_]

20 minutes ago, archiegow said:

Yeah there are quite a few bands that I wanted to put in but didn't know where to put them or who to replace (Foals, IDLES, Nothing But Thieves, The Royston Club, Gang of Youths, The War on Drugs, Modest Mouse etc.)

 

Id skip Modest Mouse for a min they might have a little situation to resolve.  

 

 

 

[archiegow]

4 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Id skip Modest Mouse for a min they might have a little situation to resolve.  

 

 

 

I’ll concede I completely forgot about that.

[Ben7amin_]

8 minutes ago, archiegow said:

I’ll concede I completely forgot about that.

 

Haha no worries - I suspect in one months time all the festivals are over tour dates will start coming out for spring/summer next year and suddenly. lot of acts will become more in focus for these predictions 

[archiegow]

Elastica posted last night teasing a return, wonder where they would play if they reformed?

[foolee]

On 30/07/2026 at 13:22, archiegow said:

Post-Mercury Prize announcement fun (still have Madonna in until proven otherwise):

 

Friday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Kasabian, Lily Allen, Jessie Ware, Bloc Party, SIENNA SPIRO

Other - Sam Smith, Tate McRae, EsDeeKid, Interpol, Role Model, Maisie Peters

West Holts - Cypress Hill, De La Soul, FLO, Vince Staples, Sudan Archives, Brooke Combe

Woodsies - Nia Archives, CHVRCHES, Brandon Flowers, The Cribs, MUNA, Wasia Project, Die Spitz

The Park - Ethel Cain, Mac DeMarco, Westside Cowboy, Dry Cleaning, Genesis Owusu, Lime Garden, PIGEON

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Jack White, TBA (Florence + The Machine), The Last Dinner Party, Billy Ocean

Other - Bicep, sombr, Addison Rae, Baby Keem, Cage the Elephant, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Clipse, Steve Lacy, Angine de Poitrine, Kojey Radical, Rose Gray, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - Mitski, DEVO, Lizzy McAlpine, Slayyyter, The Snuts, underscores, South Arcade

The Park - Alabama Shakes, TOMORA, Yard Act, The Big Moon, Knats, Gurriers, Labi Siffre

Sunday:

Pyramid - Madonna, Rosalia, Jamiroquai, Robbie Williams, Ellie Goulding, Laufey

Other - Phoebe Bridgers, Geese, Bastille, Suede, Wunderhorse, Florence Road

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Arlo Parks, Jim Legxacy, Syd, Misty in Roots, Jill Scott

Woodsies - Beck, Hayley Williams, Rachel Chinouriri, Feeder, Getdown Services, Brogeal

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Death Cab for Cutie, Keo, Mike D, Dove Ellis, Cliffords

[Skip997]

On 30/07/2026 at 13:22, archiegow said:

Post-Mercury Prize announcement fun (still have Madonna in until proven otherwise):

 

Friday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Kasabian, Lily Allen, Jessie Ware, Bloc Party, SIENNA SPIRO

Other - Sam Smith, Tate McRae, EsDeeKid, Interpol, Role Model, Maisie Peters

West Holts - Cypress Hill, De La Soul, FLO, Vince Staples, Sudan Archives, Brooke Combe

Woodsies - Nia Archives, CHVRCHES, Brandon Flowers, The Cribs, MUNA, Wasia Project, Die Spitz

The Park - Ethel Cain, Mac DeMarco, Westside Cowboy, Dry Cleaning, Genesis Owusu, Lime Garden, PIGEON

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Jack White, TBA (Florence + The Machine), The Last Dinner Party, Billy Ocean

Other - Bicep, sombr, Addison Rae, Baby Keem, Cage the Elephant, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Clipse, Steve Lacy, Angine de Poitrine, Kojey Radical, Rose Gray, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - Mitski, DEVO, Lizzy McAlpine, Slayyyter, The Snuts, underscores, South Arcade

The Park - Alabama Shakes, TOMORA, Yard Act, The Big Moon, Knats, Gurriers, Labi Siffre

Sunday:

Pyramid - Madonna, Rosalia, Jamiroquai, Robbie Williams, Ellie Goulding, Laufey

Other - Phoebe Bridgers, Geese, Bastille, Suede, Wunderhorse, Florence Road

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Arlo Parks, Jim Legxacy, Syd, Misty in Roots, Jill Scott

Woodsies - Beck, Hayley Williams, Rachel Chinouriri, Feeder, Getdown Services, Brogeal

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Death Cab for Cutie, Keo, Mike D, Dove Ellis, Cliffords
 

 

[incident]

3 hours ago, archiegow said:

Elastica posted last night teasing a return, wonder where they would play if they reformed?

My view would be given them any damn slot they asked for just to make it happen. Up to and including the big one.

 

Realistically though in terms of where they could draw a crowd in 2027 - even including a "first time back" bump I think you'd be looking at Woodsies/Park headline, or somewhere around 3rd from top on the Other stage.

 

Unfortunately I'm not sure that the reunion would excite many people not currently in their 40s or 50s.

Edited Saturday at 14:19 by incident

[Acid_Haze]

With less than a year to go now until Glasto 2027 I thought I'd get started on the predictions game, here's my 1st prediction based on what we know about tour dates - probably going to be ridiculously wrong until the other festivals start announcing their lineups for next year.
 

FRIDAY

Py: Sam Fender, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Gorillaz), Beabadoobee, The Mary Wallopers, Nieve Ella, Annie Mac
Ot: Chase & Status, Zara Larsson, Tyla, Bleachers, Brandon Flowers, Yard Act, Red Rum Club, Editors
Wh: David Byrne, Angine De Poitrine, Dijon, Soul II Soul, Mike D, My New Band Believe, Kelsey Lu, Ibex Band
Wo: Hayley Williams, Fcukers, Slayyyter, underscores, Iceage, Jamie Webster, SOFY, Wasia Project, Bleech 9:3
Pa: Geese, Earl Sweatshirt, Fat Dog, Aldous Harding, Antony Szmierek, Bill Callahan, Cardinals, Melt-Banana, Bel Cobain

SATURDAY
Py: Madonna, Rosalia, Lola Young, Duran Duran, Ellie Goulding, Cat Power, Ibibio Sound Machine
Ot: The xx, Tems, Suede, Primal Scream, Sex Pistols Ft. Frank Carter, Band of Horses, Florence Road, Infinity Song
Wh: Ezra Collective, Tricky, Baby Keem, Cory Wong, Knats, Tara Clerkin Trio, Jembaa Groove, The House & Garage Orchestra
Wo: Manic Street Preachers, Saint Etienne, Yo La Tengo, TBA (The Strokes), Julia Jacklin, Getdown Services, The Tubs, Good Health Good Wealth, Sofia and the Antoinettes
Pa: James Blake, Nia Archives, Westside Cowboy, The Waterboys, Altin Gun, Joshua Idehen, Anna Von Hausswolff, KeiyaA, Madra Salach

SUNDAY
Py: Harry Styles, Jungle, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Jalen Ngonda, Natasha Bedingfield, The Beat
Os: Little Simz, CMAT, Skye Newman, Placebo, MUNA, Pale Waves, Master Peace, MEUTE
Wh: Robyn, Kelela, Jill Scott, Shabaka, YHWH Nailgun, Capleton, GoGo Penguin, Brooke Combe
Wo: Bonobo, Thundercat, The Afghan Whigs, Militarie Gun, Paris Paloma, Brogeal, Nectar Woode, *ETC Winner
Pa: Arlo Parks, Mac DeMarco, TBA (The Charlatans), Caroline, Beth Orton, Tropical f**k Storm, Matilda Mann, Adult DVD

Clashfinder link - https://clashfinder.com/s/glasto27prediction/

Edited 49 minutes ago by Acid_Haze