Secret resales 2015

[Becki7000]

I need to drive to a meeting at 4, takes about 15 mins, may leave now so I can be on my phone in the car park for the 1530-1600 time... 

[beefykoala]

Damn, now I have tea overload bladder. Where's that lenor bottle...?

[smudger]

Just now, beefykoala said:

Damn, now I have tea overload bladder. Where's that lenor bottle...?

I wish I hadn't had those 4 cups of tea now. #actuallyseriouslyconsideringpeeinginmycupsatmydesk

[helsbellski]

1 minute ago, beefykoala said:

Damn, now I have tea overload bladder. Where's that lenor bottle...?

I held a wee for 4 hours yesterday because I couldn't bear the possibility of missing it. I fear I've done myself irreparable damage

[beefykoala]

Just now, smudger said:

I wish I hadn't had those 4 cups of tea now. #actuallyseriouslyconsideringpeeinginmycupsatmydesk

The trick is to not wash the bottle out once you pour all the conditioner or detergent or whatever out, that way your pee smells like flowers.

[tabasco]

1 minute ago, helsbellski said:

I held a wee for 4 hours yesterday because I couldn't bear the possibility of missing it. I fear I've done myself irreparable damage

 

[lobo]

Just now, helsbellski said:

I held a wee for 4 hours yesterday because I couldn't bear the possibility of missing it. I fear I've done myself irreparable damage

Or just getting into some training for lengthy sets at the pyramid stage this year

[beefykoala]

1 minute ago, helsbellski said:

I held a wee for 4 hours yesterday because I couldn't bear the possibility of missing it. I fear I've done myself irreparable damage

I simply don't have that power over my requirements. Luckily I work from home so I can pee with the door open - I can pretty much see my laptop screen while I squeeze one out.

[RandyFishcake]

Just now, lobo said:

Or just getting into some training for lengthy sets at the pyramid stage this year

Just wee in a bottle and get rid later, that's what we do! Is that bad etiquette?

[smudger]

https://www.facebook.com/TheHookOfficial/videos/1610915032307282/

[helsbellski]

2 minutes ago, tabasco said:

 

Exactly. My insides are broken now. I'd better get a bloody ticket to make up for it

[Hopeful1]

If those pages change I know I'm going to just freeze.....so used to seeing the same pages for a week. 

[helsbellski]

2 minutes ago, RandyFishcake said:

Just wee in a bottle and get rid later, that's what we do! Is that bad etiquette?

I don't think I have the aiming capabilities

[beefykoala]

Just now, RandyFishcake said:

Just wee in a bottle and get rid later, that's what we do! Is that bad etiquette?

I was in the pit at Bonnaroo (it's what they call the special front part of the stage, you have to queue to get in there and then you can't leave) and I was wearing a maxi skirt. I was very tempted to pop a secret squat.

[frizzydizzymizzy]

tena pads/pants for 2019?

[beefykoala]

https://www.shewee.com/the-shewee-extreme.html

[lobo]

Just now, RandyFishcake said:

Just wee in a bottle and get rid later, that's what we do! Is that bad etiquette?

Not at all. My friends usually do that to. Its just when i try to some gnarly bloke near by gives me daggers or im straight up bollocked by someone for being an animal. I may have been successful a couple of times but generally not so much, ive just learnt to hold it.

[beefykoala]

IT COMES WITH AN EXTENSION TUBE OMFG I NEED THIS

[RandyFishcake]

1 minute ago, beefykoala said:

IT COMES WITH AN EXTENSION TUBE OMFG I NEED THIS

A brave new world of festival urination!

[helsbellski]

2 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

IT COMES WITH AN EXTENSION TUBE OMFG I NEED THIS

I particularly enjoy the variety of pretty colours it comes in  

[beefykoala]

I bet you could strap some tubing to it and have real fun. I should probably get one for the van and decant it out of the window....

[Ben_Monk]

no no no no

[RandyFishcake]

Just now, Ben_Monk said:

no no no no

Harsh

[beefykoala]

1 minute ago, Ben_Monk said:

no no no no

indeed.

[storm]

7 minutes ago, helsbellski said:

I don't think I have the aiming capabilities

Poundland have it covered