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What's a GILF?

When I was about 11/12 years old is when I saw Walkabout, and my parents were in the room!! Not sure who was more embarrassed, me or my Dad.

GILF means 'granny I'd like to f@#k', like milf but older.

I suspect you were embarrassed, your dad was probably too busy making sure his newspaper was covering his lap enough!

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Hello!!

I've just started the last series of Dexter. I know I'm a bit late to the party! I'm in hospital Thursday for a little procedure which requires lots of rest afterwards, so plan to work my way through the series to the end! Hospital visits, and the recovery, are a great chance for catching up on tv/reading etc!!

I might even get a couple of films in :)

Hope all goes well, will be thinking of you.

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Extracts from letters written by housing tenants:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

I've just put my flat up for rent, I better not get any of those as complaints.....

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This TS stuff is harshing my sitting on the grass with the sun on my skin buzz! Can someone please make it stop?

Okay, for starters they're talking about her headlining, so the sun will have gone down if that does happen. Second, there are loads of other stages, we'll find something decent elsewhere and have a fine old time while all the twats are dancing (ironically or sincerely) to TS. More space for us!

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