Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) If we're talking about dirty c*nts who can't use a toilet properly, I fail to see how their gender is relevant Edited November 1, 2013 by tonyblair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 @tonyblair what side are you on?! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) it's not until someone suggests that it's women who are the problem which, if either gender IS to blame, seems rather laughable to me Edited November 1, 2013 by russycarps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UEF Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 You think it's not blokes leaving turds on the seat Russy? Or wiping it on the walls and ceiling? Glasto has loads of scrotes - no doubt evoking the spirit of Glasto of old which you are such a fan. The concept that a piss of piss on the seats is a new one is a mere drop in the ocean of shitty toilets that have plagued Glasto for decades - caused by the fans of which you speak so highly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 when only women do the crouching, then I guess that's when you can say "women are the problem of the crouching issue". Men who feel they always have to ride to the rescue of the poor helpless little females have always amused me. Just treat everyone as equals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) Plenty of guys use the long drops for pissing, they don't have urinals at every block of long drops. The piss mess just comes from people being dirty bastards, it probably is mostly women because most men will use the urinals if there are any, but men must contribute to the problem as well. Edited November 1, 2013 by rachbon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 You think it's not blokes leaving turds on the seat Russy? Or wiping it on the walls and ceiling? Glasto has loads of scrotes - no doubt evoking the spirit of Glasto of old which you are such a fan. The concept that a piss of piss on the seats is a new one is a mere drop in the ocean of shitty toilets that have plagued Glasto for decades - caused by the fans of which you speak so highly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 there is dirty bastarbs everywhere, a couple of years ago i worked on the Belfast to Scotland ferry and every now and again you got the enjoyment of housekeeping duties (toilets) i found when doing this every now and again there was an wee present on the floor of both genders toilets or on the seat both are as bad as each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 i might add not simultaneously ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 In the good old days (pre fence), you could snort a line off a long drop seat. Sadly no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Am I going daft, or has the original first post on this thread now been deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) Am I going daft, or has the original first post on this thread now been deleted? Edited November 1, 2013 by gerardfenton18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Am I going daft, or has the original first post on this thread now been deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 it has how odd I didn't think you could even do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) what men do you know that queue up to use a longdrop to piss, when there is urinals next to it? Edited November 1, 2013 by tonyblair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffieldlady Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I've never understood why some men find it difficult to lift up a seat. Baffles me! I don't think being a dirty person is a gender thing, you get clean people who continue that cleanliness at a festival, then some people attend a festival and see it as a chance to be a dirty beggar. Last year I saw a girl pissing next to the portaloos, outside them. Saying there were all too dirty. I found them rather clean, non smelly and they even had toilet roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Perhaps the OP didn't get quite the response he was hoping for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I've never understood why some men find it difficult to lift up a seat. Baffles me! I don't think being a dirty person is a gender thing, you get clean people who continue that cleanliness at a festival, then some people attend a festival and see it as a chance to be a dirty beggar. Last year I saw a girl pissing next to the portaloos, outside them. Saying there were all too dirty. I found them rather clean, non smelly and they even had toilet roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Men where I work use a cubicle when there's a urinal right next to it. And they piss on the seat. I have no idea why. It seems like some of them are shy. Why they won't lift the seat up, I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I know what you mean. It's not as if you'd have to touch it with your hand. You can lift them up by putting your shoe on the edge and raising it (assuming someone is able bodied that is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I know what you mean. It's not as if you'd have to touch it with your hand. You can lift them up by putting your shoe on the edge and raising it (assuming someone is able bodied that is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I know what you mean. It's not as if you'd have to touch it with your hand. You can lift them up by putting your shoe on the edge and raising it (assuming someone is able bodied that is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 or take a bit of toilet paper to protect your hands or just us your hands. You're going to wash your hands afterwards anyway, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 All this toilet talk has reminded me of an unrelated incident which occurred when I visited Leeds. I was busy getting smashed in a pub on my own when a bloke in a wheelchair came up to me and said would I mind giving him a hand getting to the toilet. I said no bother and proceeded to open various doors for him as he wheeled himself through, finally ending up at the urinals. He then looked at me and then down at his lad and then back up at me. I then said something like ' you've got to be fucking joking mate.' He said, well I can't do it on my own. A compromise was then agreed (reluctantly on his behalf) whereby I lifted him out of the chair and hauled him up against the wall and held him there while he fiddled with his trousers etc and eventually had a piss. At a much later date i told this story to a friend who had gone to university at Leeds. In between his tears of laughter I heard him say ' oh my god, is he still doing that?'. Apparently the bloke is fully able to get to and use the toilet on his own but gets unsuspecting victims to take him to the loo and, on occassion, actually hold his lad for him while he pisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Dirty bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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