yehbutnobut Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 ...or just something to hold on to on the inside of the door, while they're hovering over the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Dear life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 One thing my wife and sister (that's 2 different women!) often say is that it would be good if there was a handle, or just something to hold on to on the inside of the door, while they're hovering over the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moheetoes Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 I've used mens urinals when totally desperate, and in the days when the 'shepee' shut at 9pm -wtf- hoody and a p-mate is all you need, job sorted, sorry guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 One thing my wife and sister (that's 2 different women!) often say is that it would be good if there was a handle, or just something to hold on to on the inside of the door, while they're hovering over the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) this girls hovering over the seat thing is a very new phenomenon. Only the last couple of years. It coincides with the massive influx of the hunter welly wearing, kate moss copying spoilt little madams you see all over the place. Even girls arent as good as they used to be! What a depressing state of affairs. It was unheard of that longdrops would break, now more and more are breaking each year as they simply werent designed to have someones full weight crouched on it. Selfish, idiotic knobheads. Edited October 31, 2013 by russycarps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**claire** Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Why anyone would consider standing / squatting on top of the long drop benches, risking it collapsing & falling into the pit below is beyond me - surely that's a worse prospect than a bit of wee on the seat (which they themselves are the cause of!). I must have had to clean the seat first on about 90% of the loos I used this year - it's the one thing about Glastonbury that really winds me up. Sit down FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Why anyone would consider standing / squatting on top of the long drop benches, risking it collapsing & falling into the pit below is beyond me - surely that's a worse prospect than a bit of wee on the seat (which they themselves are the cause of!). I must have had to clean the seat first on about 90% of the loos I used this year - it's the one thing about Glastonbury that really winds me up. Sit down FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UEF Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Can we please remove the highly NSFW image on the previous page? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmb1992 Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 sheewees all the way... I can't vouch for them enough. You dont need to worry about touching anything or hovering, you just wee like a man. its amazing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbearne Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 That picture isn't good to scroll past when your at work also, I don't think its really a problem? the shewee was developed to counter the problem and I've heard its pretty good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmb1992 Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Can we please remove the highly NSFW image on the previous page? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 That picture isn't good to scroll past when your at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardfenton18 Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 o dear! your right i didnt ill need to start being a bit more careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) I must have had to clean the seat first on about 90% of the loos I used this year - it's the one thing about Glastonbury that really winds me up. Sit down FFS! Edited October 31, 2013 by rachbon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICGenie Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 I do hover but my aim is true. I also have thighs that are capable of a mid-squat for 30 seconds and thus don't need anything to hang onto (wtf is that all about?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 I do hover but my aim is true. I also have thighs that are capable of a mid-squat for 30 seconds and thus don't need anything to hang onto (wtf is that all about?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Can we please remove the highly NSFW image on the previous page? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 My apologies. I didn't think it through before posting it. I just thought it'd be a giggle. Therefore I would back the photo's removal at the earliest opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 this girls hovering over the seat thing is a very new phenomenon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 no it's not change the record russy let me see, you're seriously suggesting that it's the women who make the most mess and are more likely to pee on the seat? Men DO use sit down loos to wee, and they stand up and almost inevitably piss on the seat. Which is doubly annoying, because they're also making people wait to use them when there'll be urinals not far away. Even where I work the men use the cubicles to wee.. and just about every time I need to wipe the seat to have a dump. No women use the mens toilets there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UEF Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) More accurately, some men piss on the seat, as do some women. ALL people who use toilets in public places, be they a festival or work, and leave them not as they would their own, are scrotes. And we've all been in a festival portaloo where someone's rubbed shit on the ceiling (practitioners of which are no doubt cited as part of a dying breed of 'old glasto' that certain posters would like to keep alive) Thankfully the flushables are kept in reasonably good nick. As are the new composters. The solution would seem to be "offer people good facilities and they'll keep them good, treat them like shit and they'll cover them in it" Edited October 31, 2013 by UEF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 You're talking absolute bollocks. It is very definitely the women that make the most mess in the longdrops. Crouching above the hole and pissing all over the seats IS a relatively new thing. And your wife and daughter are part of the disgusting problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 you weren't aware of it, so it's a new thing.... to you Our neighbour who usually goes with us says the cleanest loos on site are the ones my wife just used. She goes in armed to the teeth with cleaning stuff.. Dettox wipes, loo roll, wet wipes. She cleans the loo before and after she uses it. I'm curious as to how she's any problem to anyone women make more mess in the loos than men... it's still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 More accurately, some men piss on the seat, as do some women. ALL people who use toilets in public places, be they a festival or work, and leave them not as they would their own, are scrotes. And we've all been in a festival portaloo where someone's rubbed shit on the ceiling (practitioners of which are no doubt cited as part of a dying breed of 'old glasto' that certain posters would like to keep alive) Thankfully the flushables are kept in reasonably good nick. As are the new composters. The solution would seem to be "offer people good facilities and they'll keep them good, treat them like shit and they'll cover them in it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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