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[kaosmark2]

That or he didn't want the neighbours seeing his choice.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

That or he didn't want the neighbours seeing his choice.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Did you mean to say can't think of a better way of protecting vulnerable women? If not, what's the alternative way?

PS - I've woken up next to a woman who I can only describe as being a little bit like Pat Butcher off Eastenders. I nearly had a f*cking heart attack when I opened my eyes.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

magic beans

Is that a Jack in the Beanstalk reference? I'm not sure how much the night out cost me financially as I went into alcoholic black out. But then I don't suspect you are referring to finances. Morally it cost me a lot. An awful lot. Something I live with and curse myself for on an almost hourly basis. The only option I have nowadays is to constantly kick myself for how shallow I used to be back then. I gambled with something more precious than gold. And I lost.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

LMAO shame shame

[russycarps]

have you still got her number?

[The Nal]

have you still got her number?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I never did have her number and even if I did have it I wouldn't give it to you. For your sake not hers!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Actually that's a bit harsh. She seemed a nice person who was just lonely. She'd had three kids with her husband and then the husband had died leaving her to bring up the three kids on her own. I guess she just sought cock and companionship wherever she could get it. And looking like Pat Butcher can't have helped her in that area.

[Jaybles]

gah it means you are better than me. Though hang on, I seem to have 3 out of 5 stars....

I wonder if there are any 5star posters out there??

[Jaybles]

what do the stars represent...?

[russycarps]

what do the stars represent...?

[russycarps]

Actually that's a bit harsh. She seemed a nice person who was just lonely. She'd had three kids with her husband and then the husband had died leaving her to bring up the three kids on her own. I guess she just sought cock and companionship wherever she could get it. And looking like Pat Butcher can't have helped her in that area.

[Jaybles]

how many times you touch yourself at night..

[russycarps]

So why do I only have 5?

[rexclark]

Well I'm clearly a popular boy.

[Jaybles]

Well mine has since gone down to 3 stars. Damn my bragging!!

[russycarps]

Well mine has since gone down to 3 stars. Damn my bragging!!

[Dog Burger]

Where do you see your rating? I have no warning points and four start, but I cannae see a rating...

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Where do you see your rating? I have no warning points and four start, but I cannae see a rating...

[The Nal]

I was wondering the same thing. Anyone?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

User profile, overview, on the right in the green box

[kaosmark2]

User profile, overview, on the right in the green box

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Unless your rating's really bad, in which case it's red.

[kaosmark2]

That's made me realise I haven't got it at all. I went into 'your profile' and then saw 5 stars (don't tell russycarps. He's a bandit who'll reduce them in next to no time!). There was no green or red thing. Incidently, how do these stars get reduced by someone else? Any help appreciated but before you commit you need to know I'm a mong at this sort of thing and I may reduce you to tears with my inadequacy ( and queue the corny jokes!).