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Who's got Den's Wild Up?


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is it oaf?

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give us a clue then, is it someone who posts a lot? female? male?

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I stays that one individual would not be welcome at my house to stroke the undercarriage of MDM.

My picture is complete..... he sits on his Yellow Cushion and you all are in the back-kitchen waiting to go in the front room for An Audience with My Dog Milosovich. He then chooses if the individual can stroke his soft,warm belly.

So, as a tangent.. who of you are worthy of a stroke? And why?

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I have felt generally uncomfortable with stroking dogs on their tummy ever since I was told the feeling they get from that is the same they experience when having doggy sex.

On your tangent, I would argue I'm worthy of a stroke because I don't name any of my pets after war criminals.

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Has anyone got RSPCA's number in Consett?

Stroking him on his hairless inner thigh indeed. Your type make me sick.

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I don't want any end of your dog's "stick".

So that was the plan, was it? Get a load of unsuspecting efestivallers up to your house, get them drunk on strong alcohol and then film them in illegal acts with your dog for the underground beastiality rings that you supplement your income with.

I know your sort.

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Only if it's done "tastefully".

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this thread....i'm out!

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I can't agree with it, sorry Den. I'm strictly a one species man. Your bestiality video plan is a furrow you'll have to plough alone, I'm afraid.

In the interests of maintaining this thread, can we have a little clue to your etesticals nemesis now, please?

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I can't agree with it, sorry Den. I'm strictly a one species man. Your bestiality video plan is a furrow you'll have to plough alone, I'm afraid.

In the interests of maintaining this thread, can we have a little clue to your etesticals nemesis now, please?

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