What's the chances of pulling?

[Rolf Harris]

I don't know if dropping your anchor in poo bay is the best idea after a girl has been holding it in for a number of days so to avoid the long drops at Glastonbury. It is effectively like a plunger effect and that ginger will lay an orange turd in your tent...guaranteed.

PS. I heard that Purple Aki would catch muscly young men, squeeze their calf muscles and then for his party trick he would force them to pull down their pants and squat onto his face. They were in so much fear that they had to sit on his head.

[BeeMac]

Hating this thread.

Anyway, here is an MIA video that is relevant to one of the topics discussed here.

Which one? Watch and find out.

http://vimeo.com/11219730

[essex_jim]

Am I the only one reading this thread who now has the urge to sleep with a black ginger person now?

[BuriedBones]

is a cornish nosebleed the same as a strawberry shortcake where you pull out at the last second and punch em in the nose and then shoot ye muck in their face?

[al_coholic]

Whilst trying not to lower the tone of this thread anymore, I think I need to mention felching and I am waiting for someone to own up to that

[BeeMac]

Whilst trying not to lower the tone of this thread anymore, I think I need to mention felching and I am waiting for someone to own up to that

[mikeb]

Whilst trying not to lower the tone of this thread anymore ...

Edited May 18, 2010 by mikeb

[tommmy]

Did you know there is a disease called gingivitis? It gives you bad breath.

[Mr Weazle]

A friend of a friend gave some spanish dude a bj in the porterloos. This was on the saturday last year.

However she was a minger.

[jimmyk83]

Am I the only one reading this thread who now has the urge to sleep with a black ginger person now?

[jimmyk83]

A friend of a friend gave some spanish dude a bj in the porterloos.

[The Nal]

You're running a big risk if it later than the Thursday I reckon. Last thing you want is to send Captain Winky into some hoot with whos been frothing at the snout for 3-4 days.

And as for this dropping anchor in shit bay talk, shit bay!!? At a festival? Jesus no.

[Bernsville]

If you scuttle a lass who has Man U playing at home you run the risk of turning your crotch into a Japanese Battle Flag. I don't care how large a pack of wet wipes you have, that stuff gets everywhere. Ditto heading south and getting mexican lipstick.

[ramragon]

If you scuttle a lass who has Man U playing at home you run the risk of turning your crotch into a Japanese Battle Flag. I don't care how large a pack of wet wipes you have, that stuff gets everywhere. Ditto heading south and getting mexican lipstick.

[muddyslingbax]

Gentlemen... Please be upstanding for...

THE DIRTY SANCHEZ

[pehaw]

It makes you want to sleep with Louis Saha??!

[dirty_dog]

Gentlemen... Please be upstanding for...

THE DIRTY SANCHEZ

[ampersand]

the only things I can suggest is dont leave it til sunday....other wise its gonna be like pulling apart a dairylea sandwhich.....

[muddyslingbax]

There's always one that has to go and lower the f'kin tone.

[dirty_dog]

pot kettle black

make of it what you will

i'm out of here anyway (yawn)

[muddyslingbax]

I was extracting the urine.

[4AssedMonkey]

I was extracting the urine.

[tommmy]

So.... Who's had a dildo up their arse and did you put it there yourself?

Yeah, dunnit. When I pulled it out it gave me the sensation of shitting myself. Oh the relief when I checked the bedsheets.

Edited May 18, 2010 by tommmy

[4AssedMonkey]

So.... Who's had a dildo up their arse and did you put it there yourself?

Yeah, dunnit. When I pulled it out it gave me the sensation of shitting myself. Oh the relief when I checked the bedsheets.

[mouth]

and it goes on. this thread cracks me up