Servants

[tommmy]

We are a group of lads who are going to be staying in a motorhome. We have 2 young ladies who are employees of one of us and they would like some overtime. We need some help generally keeping the place tidy, fetching water, emptying the toilet etc. The question is would they be allowed into the campervan field as they have no tickets? We know they won't be allowed into the festival itself. Also as there won't be room for them to sleep in the van, will they be able to sleep in the awning or should we bring them a tent? Not sure what is permitted.

Edited April 4, 2010 by tommmy

[Paul ™]

[abu hamster]

They must be mad unless they are sexual wench!

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Might aswell start up a sandwhich stall, make bit of money eh?

[markeee]

haha this just made me laugh..gotta be a joke eh

[LusciousLucy]

Sounds like you just need to bring a large kennel and a long chain to keep them in check and you are sorted. Shelter and no chance of escape!

[LondonTom]

Brilliant, this post has been made my day, will they be required to wear bikni's all day no matter the weather to?

[laid back in the sun]

do they double up as drug mules?

[LusciousLucy]

You'll be needing a stable not a kennel then!

[strudders]

Surely the Motor home has some lock boxes they could squeeze into? Use your awning for entertaining and storing beer....

[bulb]

Topic title made me laugh quite a bit.

Reminded me of Blackadder and Baldrick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAHIcbTRDbI

Edited April 5, 2010 by bulb

[jamiejc]

Surely the Motor home has some lock boxes they could squeeze into? Use your awning for entertaining and storing beer....

[Cooter]

send them over to the white transit camper when they've finished their chores, I've a fiver or two they could earn on top of their overtime.

[sisterofmercy]

[benc]

is this for real

[Phil-itfc]

yeah, its fine. I take my butler every year. I normally let him have some downtime to hit the dance village.

[guypjfreak]

top of the range thread old son

[dan05delaney]

i do have to say this made me laugh after a crap day, if i take a servant will she be able to look after my dog?

[G1T]

yeah, its fine. I take my butler every year. I normally let him have some downtime to hit the dance village.

[lolbeck]

You want to be careful with that. Last year one of mine ended up smoking an entire ecstasy pipe there, and was quite done up the next day.

In answer to the OP, no, sadly not. Every year my batman has to take rooms in Shepton Mallet, and rise at 4am to be site in time to polish my brogues and draw my bath.

[G1T]

Mine did that last year. He got a severe spanking.

[lolbeck]

I prefer dismissal without reference.

[LondonTom]

Pfft, that'll never teach them! Swift spanking and then they know who's boss!

[bazakin]

I prefer child Labour. under 12s get in free

[jamiejc]

I prefer child Labour. under 12s get in free