singles thread

[outtolunch]

Filthy Boy!

I always wipe my knob zuffle on the curtains in between, 'cos I'm a considerate lover, me!

[Greeny_Musicchild]

you guys must get pissed about how easy it is to pull when you HAVE a girlfriend....

[fumanchew]

greeny what you done....

[Katster]

you guys must get pissed about how easy it is to pull when you HAVE a girlfriend....

[Gre]

from the urban dictionary

1. zuffling

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

Its also very noticable that when you google zuffling there are a lot of links to efestivals

[sifi]

There's certainly a beaten-egg-whites connection

[Katster]

I met a really nice man not so long ago. We got on really well, he wasn't a nutter, he was attractive, he was into the same stuff as me...........he clearly fancied my mate

Why do the ones I like never like me back?

[sifi]

I met a really nice man not so long ago. We got on really well, he wasn't a nutter, he was attractive, he was into the same stuff as me...........he clearly fancied my mate

Why do the ones I like never like me back?

[Katster]

I'm not suggesting you do this, but have people noticed that some individuals take out their *coughs* less conventionally attractive mates when they go out in order to give themselves a kind of competitive advantage.

[sifi]

I wouldn't want someone who thinks I'm 'fit' anyway, I'd want someone who likes 'me'.

[Peevis]

You KNOW you'll do fine Kiss Kitty.. after all I have seen your msn pic.

Have NO doubt whatsoever they you get offers a plenty. And be proud that you are a strong, independant woman, with taste, sophisitication, education, class, beauty and a cracking pair of nawks! So carry on, don't be giving them charlies away to undeserving men and the law of averages says soon enough your prince will come (all over them! )

[Katster]

The two aren't mutually exclusive y'know, although one might lead to the other.

[sifi]

You KNOW you'll do fine Kiss Kitty.. after all I have seen your msn pic.

Have NO doubt whatsoever they you get offers a plenty. And be proud that you are a strong, independant woman, with taste, sophisitication, education, class, beauty and a cracking pair of nawks! So carry on, don't be giving them charlies away to undeserving men and the law of averages says soon enough your prince will come (all over them! )

[Katster]

You KNOW you'll do fine Kiss Kitty.. after all I have seen your msn pic.

Have NO doubt whatsoever they you get offers a plenty. And be proud that you are a strong, independant woman, with taste, sophisitication, education, class, beauty and a cracking pair of nawks! So carry on, don't be giving them charlies away to undeserving men and the law of averages says soon enough your prince will come (all over them! )

[Peevis]

But that's the problem, whenever I find a prince, he always wants some other princess. Oh well.

[Katster]

And vicey versa Miss Katster, I'll wager. It's all question of finding someone on your level. Don't happen all the time, which is why it's spesh when it does.

Anyway, as we ALL know, the law of love means you have to stop looking. The weekend before I met my rather adorable current squeeze, I took a genuine, albeit drunken vow of celebacy! And I kinda meant it, for a bit anyway. Was gonna have first quarter of this year off nookie.

Cue meeting of top bird. Always the way.

Edited February 22, 2008 by Katster

[sifi]

I'm not looking, but when we got talking to this guy and he turned out to be someone I quite liked, I can't say I wasn't disappointed when I realised he'd rather be talking to my mate's tits than me.

[Lithium05]

I'm a bit worried. I ran into a mate yesterday who told me that I was having a very personal conversation with my friends girlfriend (I feel I should point out that it was nothing that would endanger my friendship with said friend, I'm not a bastard!

Thing is this chat happened on saturday night when I was completely wasted and I have no memory of what I said or even talking to her at all!

I can see this coming back to bite me on the ass sooner rather than later

Edited February 22, 2008 by Lithium05

[Katster]

Can you post a piccy of your mate's tits please? Then we can see if we'd rather read your posts or oggle them.

All in the interests of science, you understand.

[sifi]

Strangely enough, I do have photos of her lovely lady lumps on my phone.

[Katster]

I'm a bit worried. I ran into a mate yesterday who told me that I was having a very personal conversation with my friends girlfriend (I feel I should point out that it was nothing that would endanger my friendship with said friend, I'm not a bastard!

Thing is this chat happened on saturday night when I was completely wasted and I have no memory of what I said or even talking to her at all!

I can see this coming back to bite me on the ass sooner rather than later

[Katster]

Do you look at them if you are finding the conversation you are having is a bit dull? It could be that she has some kind of special mesmerising quality to them, she might have super-hero type breasts that force otherwise innocent people to act like a deer in the headlights.

Like nearly all breasts in fact

[sifi]

Nope, I just get asked to send them to her flavour of the month every now and then

[Katster]

Oh good work. Maybe you could go for a double whammy and slam a pair of her undercrackers in the post too.

I think everyone needs their other half to have a friend like Katster.

[sifi]

Mine are better than hers anyway and if he was too thick too realise that, he clearly wasn't as special as I was starting to think.